The Ghost of ARNR Christmas Future

This will be brief, boys, and yet the most terrifying of all your visits. If you keep going in your current direction, the future of Christmas at ALL parks will be like this.
There's still time.

GOARNRCF

We interupt the Christmas Ghost to bring you this important ARN&R find!

Thats right. On the eve of Christmas Eve we have discovered secret footage of JCK being sexy at his computer

Folks, I gotta ask you, How can he call us GEEKS?

JCK unmasked! only on this link

Now back to the ghost of ARN&R Christmas future

Funky

Carrie Fisher: The Ghost of ARNR Christmas Present

OK UP UP UP boys.

Christmas PRESENT time, and NO cracks about why I don't get a lot of ROLES these days.
I still have my Princess Leia fame and that's more than YOU'LL EVER have.

I must say, JCK is lookin' pre-tt-y good in the silk PJ's. The REST of you look like SCRUFFY
NERF-herders so PUT SOMETHING ELSE on.

Alright. Christmas present. The first thing I'm going to make you do is

(bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop)

listen to your OWN PODCAST. You should be ashamed of yourselves, being so deeply entrenched in the dark side like that. Don't you realize that there are good people everywhere
celebrating Christmas differently? Aside from all your coaster buddies hanging coaster park related items on their trees, there are all kinds of people on the right side of the force who are...

(bloop bloop bloop bloop)

having STAR WARS Christmas celebrations, and enjoying reruns of the wonderful STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Still others are (no, you can't look the other way, you HAVE to see this)

(bloop bloop bloop bloop)

...OTHERS are sitting around their STAR TREK TREES and singing STAR TREK CAROLS.

I bet you're feeling bad. Really bad. If you nerfherders think you're in pain now, brace yourself for light-speed ahead in painful torment. What you're about to experience is something that will
have you on your knees. You might NEVER recover from...

(bloop bloop bloop bloop)

THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM. That's right. JUST scroll down to the half-dressed
"ooo la la this aint no Jabba YOUNG BON JOVI" picture and experience CHRISTMAS in the STARS (and as Yoda says: Listen to it you will)

Had enough? It's not over. At URC a young Raptor Timmy isn't posting anything THIS Christmas. He wanted to go to Holiday World 4 or 5 Christmas-es ago and may NEVER get to.
It's your fault. It's also your fault that the Nevada coaster in TINY PRIMM get's such a bad rap. If you don't change your ways, both Rator Timmy and Tiny Primm could go away - forever.

(experience more remorse, pain, blood)

Ok, go to bed before the SUNS come up.

-GOARNRCP Princess Leia

Message from Jacob Marley for ARNR

There's still time for you. Save yourself from this fate.

You will be visited by 3 ghosts.

Jacob Marley

The Site that Stole Christmas

I can't believe the influence of those "ones" has spread this far. Just trying to have a decent Christmas wish list prompts mockery and derision. ARNR HAS to be behind this.

AA

Sources say, ARN&R uses this service to avoid libel charges

We found out how they lie and get away with it

That's right, they actually Pay for Alibies and, therefore, can't be held libel for anything they say about anyone as long as they have someone lying for them

We tried to tell you before that they lie through their teeth. Now we have proof that it's much deeper than that.

Funky

ARNR is a Freemdoom

ARNR is a Freemdoom. AAARNR is NOT a Freemdoom. We're the happy people of Krone Ishta.
Please help us overcome their oppression.

By the way, I haven't posted my picture up until now - but what the hey? This is me and some of my collection details if anyone is interested. It isn't finished yet, so please be patient. Most of my favorite albums and movies aren't posted yet. I'm saving them for last. Up until now I only had a mind to catalogue my coaster/park memorabilia. Have a great day, everyone.

AA

ARN&R picking 14yr olds on Thrill Network. Funny part is, All they can come up with is reruns

ARN&R once again has launched attacks at innocent public at large. This time Thrill Network posters.

They go on to provide links to other stories they've done in the past.

Strangely, About four of the past six articles they've posted have been reflections or reruns of stuff they've already done.

We here at AAARN&R think their contract hasn't been renewed and they are mearly trudging along till they go under.

This is proof that AAARN&R is working!

You'll never see a repeat here!

AAARN&R, Only the strong survive!

Funky

Help! My brain is fried from ARN&R Podcast!

I was accidently given a link to the new Arnr Podcast
and Im feeling kinda dizzy and confused. It's difficult to consentrate and Im having problems spelling.

Whatever you do, Don't listen to it. Fight the urge to listen to it!

You wiapkup oweraakp woaskpaipkear,ip iinarala;erap Therapy!

Slap!
Slap!

Katie, HEWLP!

It could happen to you! Don't listen to it!

Funky, who thinks JCK sounds sexy!

Slap!
Slap!

Thud.

Loops Can be Cool

Loops on coasters can be cool. Sometimes I lose my gum, though.

AA

Are you thankful for AAARN&R?

Without the determination of this group and its founder, I'm sure the world would be a much worse place with ARN&R free to roam the planet uncontested.

People have been helped and cured by AAARN&R, its members and serum. Or friend Boils is back on the scene and all is well except for the state of WEST VIRGINIA (WV for arnr to understand).

No wonder Tina is having relapses living there. ARN&R has decimated that place and continues to fully fund and support the cheap, sleazy dives that exist there.

Im thankful that we have AAARN&R to fight this scurge on our planet.

We should have WV cleaned up in the next decade or so.

Funk

Funky turns 40!

Our own reporter with the "Funk" has turned 40 earlier then expected. Reading ARNR has made him age faster then not reading ARNR. Is that not enough proof for you none believers?

Happy Birthday Funky! Kiss to da Man!

Katie

AAARNR Recommends: "Revenge of the Sith" DVD Release

As a part of a new ongoing series of articles here at AAARNR, we're going to present some recommendations we're certain our readers will appreciate. We're doing this also as a kind of "statement" to show that we can write articles that have nothing to do with... "them." In fact, you'll notice that this article won't even mention... "them." They, of course, will have no interest in the information in these articles, but we don't care what "they" think. Here goes:

AAARNR highly recommends new the release: "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith." With six-never-before seen deleted scenes including introductions by the genious himself (the honorable Mr. Lucas) this DVD is not to be missed for all S.W. buffs (like us). Without spoiling too much, I have to say this: Yoda goes to Dagoba - watch it happen now! Along with lots of excellent trailers and theatrical teasers, there is also a full-length documentary entitled "Within a Minute" giving an in-depth look into the filmaking process of the myriad of people it took to create just one sixty second scene. There is also a cool music video called "A Hero Falls" featuring a John Williams track.

In all, you will NOT be disappointed. It's safe to say that this is our official AAARNR #1 DVD release recommendation for the year 2005 (for more info on this you can go to one of our favorite sites: http://www.supershadow.com/. Being that we're a family site, we recommend not clicking on the sidebar link to the Princess Leia Gold Bikini Pictures).

Happy Viewing

AA

In Memory of Movieland Wax Museum: 1962 - 2005

Yet another casualty (on the long list of them) has gone seemingly unnoticed. Movieland Wax Museum closed its doors on October 31st. Our friend "the Reverend" tells me he attended a High School event with his (future) wife there back in the 80's (back when local cover bands were playing Duran Duran etc - because it was the hottest thing). Closing also is... believe it or not... Ripley's Believe it or Not. Granted, probably most of us haven't been there in a little while... but we would've... if we thought we could go without becoming targets of derision because of it (they, of course, had a wax replication of the Starship Enterprise and its cast - which some of us will make bids on).

How people can't see the connection with ARNR and their types to all this is beyond me. They mock all the things we like including: True Liberty (Libertyland closes); Coasters (Astroworld Closes); Family fun, Star Trek, and Duran Duran (Movieland Wax Museum closes); Real, documented, stories and facts (Ripley's Believe it or Not closes).

Buena Park will never be the same and neither will we. If ARNR isn't stopped we could potentially see Wax Museums closing everywhere.

AA

We Ain't No Like ARNR

We ain't no like ARNR even with or without a Ivy leegue edgucation. You no we hate'm.

AA

AAARnR Salutes Rosa Parks!

Our own Funky reports from the field:
With the recent passing of the Mother of All who refuse to be conformists (Rosa Parks) AAARN&R acknowledges her as the leader and founder of our movement against the evil ARN&R.

Rosa was the only person other than GOD, some twenty five hundred years ago (When God said "let my people go!"), to say: "We're not gonna take it anymore!" She stood her ground, said "I'm free and freedom means I sit where I want to!"

Thus lies the roots of AAARN&R. We rufuse to take the abuses dished out by them and support and defend all who come under attack by this nasty and deceitful group of Internet Bandits.

AAAR&R, like Rosa, says: We will not go gently into the night, we will not give up, without a fight. Stand up with all your might, and end ARN&R's evil blight.

AAARN&R Salutes Rosa Parks.
RIP Rosa 2005

In Memory of Astroworld: 1968 - 2005

Here's something you won't find on ARNR. A tribute "bite" for a park that's soon to be gone - forever: The Thrill is Gone

Feel free to post any of your own memories / comments about this.

AA
(Yes, of course, in some ways we blame ARNR)

ARNR Rips Holiday World and Earns New Acronym

I just CAN'T believe it. After EVERYTHING Holiday World has done to provide us with a QUALITY park for our families, ARNR has to twist their blog into some kind've Satanic sickness! Are there NO boundaries? Is there NO END to them being:

Absolutely

Revolting

N

Reviling

(?)

Since Holiday World (and all the good people like Paula etc) work so hard to provide us with our (arguably) MOST beloved park, for the LIFE of me... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD and DECENT!!!.. I don't know HOW enthusiasts can stay on good terms with ARNR. People PLEASE explain your position - if you even HAVE one.

AA

AAArn&r is working, check this out!

My source that was reluctant to look at ARNR, saw it today, and there has been no new activity for 4 days. We are winning the war guys! Keep boycotting, and check out a real coaster site www.cnajunkies.com Sign up and make ARNR disappear! You know you can't resist the good!

Katie, locked and loaded with the serum gun.

Brittany Lynn Likes ARNR

What better reason could you possibly need to stay away from it?

AA

ARNR not making fun of the Bengals?

My source has just confirmed that ARNR isn't making fun of the Bengals. Wow, I think they have lost it. ARNR join us, and learn to be calm, and not bullies. You know you want to.

Katie, the AAARNR doc on call

Go to a Real Coaster Site

We thought it'd be helpful for people to know where they can find a real coaster site. Most people there hate ARNR just like we do. Here's to CnA Junkies.

(We're certain ARNR will being making fun of it soon)

AA

For the Record: We Officially Support All Podcasts

Unlike what we've recently heard about ARNR smacking Thrillnet's podcast, here at AAARNR we're great fans of all podcasts. Being big fans of Clint Novak, we were previously torn over the way he was treated at a particular website. Once again, we plan on tuning in to Clint, Will, and all other coaster-related podcasts... continuously, and if possible... simultaneously.

However, we would appreciate them not making fun of the Alveys.

Why can't we be friends?

AA

Avid's Gone, You Could Be Next

Don't bug Jack, or you're gone.

AA

Japan Trip Returnees Open Forum About ARNR

Although we were certain the Japan trip people wouldn't be too happy about how they were being scoffed by ARNR, we're now realizing that many of them are more angry than what we originally thought. We admit we do a lot of goofing around (w/ esoteric exchanges etc.) here on AAARNR, but we're going to take a bit of a breather and allow any Japan returnees the opportunity to vent their true feelings about ARNR on the comment section of this article. You're welcome to use your real names, though we'd highly recommend not doing that since you'll make yourself subject to further derision.

Hope this proves to be a service to express yourselves.

AA

Funpark Founder Remains Steadfast Against ARNR

Or at least we think that's what's meant by recent post update. At any rate, JL57/JackM50 refuses to waste time waiting for an apology from ARNR. We'd link you to the site but we can't figure out how. It probably has something to do with copying links and opening windows.

AA

Japan Trip Enthusiasts Get Stinkin' Mad and Pull Plug on ARNR

Yep... and it's about time. To all Japan trip enthusiasts: You'll feel welcome here.

We hate'm too

(However, we'd legitimately like to see the Day 14 pictures, if possible)

AA

My First Article

This is my first article and I'm not sure what all to say. AA encouraged me to do this so I did. I just want to say that those ARN&R guys are mean and I'm not going back there anymore. I think the Duran Duran bit is what pushed me over the edge.

Jim

"ARNR Fan" Gets Banned from AAARNR

After a deep, heart-felt struggle, it's been decided that the one known as "ARNR Fan" is now officially BANNED from this site. It's not in our nature to ban people, since we're typically respectful of people's views and tastes. This individual, however, has just gone too far. Though some presented the argument "keep in mind he's one of the only regular readers you have on the site" - we're sticking to our guns. We'd rather have a site that nobody reads than have a site that HE reads. For those of you who feel he was a contributor here and enjoyed his rantings, we apologize.

We realize that this will change the dynamic of this site considerably. Although we're thankful in some ways for his frank input, the decision has been made (the council has voted) and he's gone, never to return again (ever).

This is probably an appropriate time to explain our reasonings behind the "banning" of this individual. Our sources tell us that he e-mailed a written message to someone. This person (whom he shouldn't have been e-mailing to begin with) opened the unwanted e-mail and discovered a written message. The person discovering the message then forwarded the e-mail to someone else. When that person received it... he read it. It's a shame that all this is going on. Once again, we feel it's in the best interest of this site to permenantly BAN "ARNR fan."

There are some rumors going around that some on this site feel like he SHOULDN'T have been banned. Those rumors need to stop. We know that people have their sentimental favorite contributors, but what must be done must be done. Be certain that the AAARNR administration team has been deliberating about this for quite some time. Besides literally losing sleep over this, several members of the team have become physically ill. Be mindful that our site is read by numerous people within the coaster community industry and that flagrant posters, if allowed to continue in their "ways," can prove detrimental to us ever being able to host any kinds of events at parks.

We're certain if all those reading this knew all the facts about the situation they'd side with the decision that's been made. On my own part, I even made a phone call to a member of my family (my mother) about the decision before "pulling the plug" (so to speak). It's our stated goal that as many people as possible will be able peruse the information found on this site without this ever having to happen again. Somehow, we should all be able to enjoy the company of other like-minded people who hate ARNR without the kind of flagrancies going on that make the experience of coming here less enjoyable. Once again, if this decision has offended anyone, we're sorry, but it just has to be this way.

Since we are in no way are trying to depreciate the fond memories that people have of ARNR fan, we're going to let his existing posts remain on the site. The posts themselves are now forever archived and nothing can change that, like the good times they represent to some. Some will likely read them and say "if they represent good times, why does it have to end this way?" Never mind that, what's done is done. There are principles that have to be maintained in order for this to be the quality site that people know and love. If you have any more questions about this decision, or any other decisions pertaining to AAARNR's website, feel free to email us and, if need be, we can spend hours (or even days) discussing it. Until people are ready to discuss this issue like adults, however, let's be of one mind in getting back to our usual pursuit of bringing down ARNR.

AA
Moderator

Boycott Halts ARNR's Production for Two Weeks

Rumor has it that ARNR is slowing down significantly as a result of YOUR boycott. Our sources say that for an entire two weeks no articles were posted. Also, we understand they were forced to post a very uncharacteristic "apology."

While this apology is a start... we're now going to be waiting for them to apologize for EVERY OTHER article they've EVER posted... and then, for them to shut completely down.

Until then... keep the boycott alive.

AA

Expert Says "Boycott Brings Balance"

A noted psychologist (affectionately known by her followers as "Ask Beth") recently stated in a public forum that AAARNR is "bringing balance" to coasterdom. Though ARNR authors are yet to admit it, she states that it's clear the "blog is having an impact" (The ARNR authors could not be reached for comment - if they could, they'd probably be in complete and utter denial, being the slime and stench that they truly are... repugnant, gutter vacuuming, lickers-of-hair-lice-off-used-combs communists).

AA

My Summer and ARNR

Now that my kids are back in school, I thought I'd talk about my summer. Initially, I had plans
(as always) to chain-ride coasters at a fervant pace while dragging my family all over the country in a rented RV (on a maxed-out credit card).

While we were in the planning stages, however, those words, attitudes, and of course "articles" of ARNR kept running through my head. Themes like neglectful (even abusive) dads forcing kids on rides (or leaving them in cars - etc).

So this year, we didn't do all that. This year... we went to the beach.

Some of you know that California's central coast is one of the most beautiful locations in the world. From Shell Beach to Morro Bay to San Simeon... the landscape is awe-inspiring. No wonder Mr. Hearst would settle for no other place to build his historic "castle." Between swimming/board games with the kids, and long sunset walks/talks on the beach holding hands with my wife - this has been a summer that my family will never forget. My wife and kids have expressed that they feel "closer to me than ever before." This summer's activities have spawned adulation such as "every summer should be like this..." and... "you're our dream dad."

In short...

THANKS ARNR.

You've RUINED my LIFE.

AA

Tracking ARNR Members Proves Successful

Fellow Americans, as you know, several members of AAARNR were recently out tracking
(or as we like to say "trekking") those ARNR jerks. Most of you already know that we were able to confiscate some towels as well as some kind of strange t-shirt. We also were able to rummage through some garbage cans outside of their hotel rooms in order to find out any information we deem necessary to help our cause. Aside from some credit card receipts and used dental floss, we thought our efforts were proving futile until we discovered - the car/automobile being used by one of the authors of that sickly site. Upon opening the door of the car an rummaging around we discovered - a CD "collection" (and we use the term loosely). Thumbing through the collection we said to one another; "What kind of truly twisted, disturbed individuals are we REALLY dealing with?" NONE of us had EVER even HEARD of ANY of these "groups" (?) Many will recall that ARNR recently promoted an event using the band Def Leppard as a kind of promotional aid. Well, get this... there was not ONE DEF LEPPARD CD IN THE COLLECTION. NOT EVEN PYROMANIA! While the "Rock of Ages is still rolling" with a one-armed drummer, these liars continue to misrepresent themselves and deceive their readers into thinking they're something they're not. Also NOT to be seen were ANY OTHER KICK-HEINE bands like OZZY, KISS, or even POISION. As far as we're concerned, this RIPS the LID off ANY SEMBLANCE of "IMAGE" those LOSERS have tried to maintain. I don't know how anyone can read this FACTUAL information and still think those twerps are "cool."

More to come. Much more.

AA

Sad day for trekkies :-(

It's a sad day for the enthusiast community

James Doohan (Scotty) of Star Trek fame is dead.at the young age of 85.

Everyone loved Scotty, Scotty could do anything and was in fact the real star of Star Trek. When he was needed, He was there!

Now he's no longer here to HOLD IT TOGETHER.

Everyone knows real enthusiast are Trekkies also. We shall truly mourn his loss but celebrate his beam up to Heaven.

It would be generous if ARN&R would leave us alone at our time of mourning. (Like that's ever going to happen until we destroy them). And let us grieve in our own ways until we can find another original hero. Maybe Spock!

I truely feel that another piece of what we are is missing and I was just getting over the loss of Deforest Kelly (BONES/Doc).

Long live Scotty's spirit, He was proof anything is possible! Even the defeat of the evil Romulans that are ARN&R

Funky, Running out of Trek originals to dress up as.

AAARNR blamed for stolen t-shirt and beach towels

My sources have told me that ARNR thinks we stole their precious indie t-shirt, and beach towels. Well it happens, looks like someone is out of a t-shirt. And they had to actually had to spend money and buy their own new HW t-shirts. Great PR for the park! They have to make some money somehow.

Katie

Tracking the ARNR authors

Sources have revealed that several of the ARNR authors are traveling. That being the case,
we're going to take it upon ourselves to "track" them. Soon we will have numerous new "angles"
from which to... "report."

Funky (our field reporter) has informed us that there is some infighting going on at ARNR about whether they should / shouldn't like or even discuss Star Trek / Star Wars. It's obvious that we're beginning to have an impact on them. Predictions are also coming in about ARNR's demise being sooner than what even WE anticipated.

Remain strong and American while we track those... ones...
We'll have more to report on soon (what they eat, where they sleep, what their hobbies are - things about their families - - - all kinds of juicy items). Everything you need to know in order to better - know how to - stay away from them.

AA / Funky
(*Tina... be good while we're gone. We're trusting you)

Extensive Research Confirms - ARNR LIES

Most of you are very much aware of the morbid, sordid, unsightly and unmentionable things you'll encounter when logging on at... that SITE. However, what most of you are probably not aware of is ... that SITE regularly descends to an even lower abyss. To state it clearly and plainly, we at AAARNR have recently assigned research assistants who've bravely agreed to keep us abreast of all the low-down, pathetic morsels of filth being spewed forth from the dark towers of... that SITE. These same research assistants, after reading thousands of hours worth of horrid articles, have also made the strenuous effort of "doing the leg-work" to research the BACKGROUND of these SAME articles in order to see if the claims can be verified. To our complete shock and utter dismay (you might want to sit down and take a deep breath before reading this), not ONLY is ARNR's subject "matter" fit only for public urinals, but ALSO (now hear us out - we can prove it) ALSO... MUCH of ARNR's SUBJECT MATERIAL ITSELF
CONTAINS FLAT OUT LIES!

You're reading this correctly: LIES.

According to our research team, the perfect example of pure LYING is seen in a current article by one "JCK" on the subject of "Ritalin Harpoons." The article states there are (or will soon be) FDA approved "Ritalin Harpoons" available for the public to use on "hyper" youngsters. Fellow Americans, our assistants have put in the time and effort to thoroughly check this out with the FDA ITSELF and have discovered that - BEYOND a SHADOW of a DOUBT - THIS IS A LIE. Nobody at the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has EVER even been CONTACTED about the APPROVAL of a so-called "Ritalin Harpoon."

Be mindful, again, we needn't not own this special information to have enough valid reason to avoid... that SITE. We're all well aware that just the subject matter itself is so vile that it shouldn't even be brought up except behind closed doors. However, beyond THAT.... beyond THAT... after hours, days (months) of phone calls, reading of documentation, and in some cases even TRAVEL, our research team is CERTAIN beyond ANY POSSIBILITY of PLAUSIBLE COUNTER-ARGUMENTS that SOME if not MANY of ARNR's "articles" are pure, unadulterated LIES that have LIKELY been MADE UP by AUTHORS such as "JCK."
Some here at AAARNR are even wondering if there IS such an author. Others, are not even completely certain if the site ITSELF exists, but those are subjects we'll tackle at some future time.

Friends, please continue to stay informed through us here at AAARNR as we remain committed to bringing you even more information about ARNR's subject material that you might continue to understand why you should NEVER, for ANY reason grace... that SITE with your presence.

Also, please keep in mind that our research assistants are currently working on a purely volunteer status, though the time and effort they're putting in is the equivalent of at least a
part-time job. That being said, you're all likely aware that with current gas prices and even airline costs, these researchers are sacrificing much on your behalf. Please, if you find this information helpful to your personal lives (and we know you do)... please consider giving small, regular donations to our organization. Checks and money orders can be made payable to AAARNR RESEARCH ASSISTANTS. Our administrators wish to be up-front with the fact that 100% of this money goes to the research assistants and their expenses, and is not in any way used on administrative costs.

We're confident that you, our fellow Americans, will help with this fight in every way you can.

Sincerely,
AA

Funpark President Intensifies His Indictment Against ARNR

Funky (our field reporter) located this intensified indictment against ARNR as posted by JL57, President and Owner of The State Showcase Funpark. Our readers will note that he also directly commends AAARNR in its efforts against ARNR, and exhorts all readers not to waste time "reading an online magazine of such ill repute." Our sentiments exactly.

Tina, if you're reading this: Stop it. Stop it NOW. What more reason could you possibly need? STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

AA

Funpark Founder Exposes ARNR Blunder

Many of you know that JL57 (Jackm50) is the founder/visionary of soon to be revealed revolutionary theme park known as the "State Showcase Funpark." Following ARNR's scathing attack upon him and the Funpark, Jack has now posted concise, documented proof of ARNR's miscalculations (and how this reveals their "lack of abilities and intelligence"). The Funpark founder's thoroughly researched report can be read here.

As you can see, by grossly miscalculating the estimated cost of the Funpark, ARNR has once again evidenced shoddy journalism of the lowest kind.

AA

Field Report: Holiday World Joins Fight

Fellow Americans,
The following report just came in from "Funky" - the new AAARNR field reporter. Please read his article and also welcome "Funky" to our staff.
AA


Yes, it's true folks. We have our first park on board to defeat the evil ARNR.

Not long ago, when challenged to a bowl-off, ARNR cowered in fear and refused to acknowledge us (knowing site pink slips were on the line). In an effort to rid the world of the dastardly demons that are ARNR, this challenge remains open.

Of all things, I've recently discovered that Holiday World is already prepping for this event. This all looks like some kinda fun at Holiday World, but believe me, they are preparing to defeat the pesky ARNR bowlers (though they still refuse to accept the challenge). We here at AAARNR are grateful to Holiday World for sending us only the best of the best bowlers on their staff. With the help of HW, ARNR doesn't stand a chance.

Thanks HW for all your help in our continuing effort. Rest assured we will contact you when the COWARDLY ARNR accepts the challenge. Until then, keep practicing, although I'm sure there's not much need. If ARNR's bowling skills are like thier journalism skills, we will win easily.

Funky (from the field)

"American Woman" Kate Comes on AAARNR Staff

Fellow Americans, I'm proud to introduce Kate as the newest member of the AAARNR staff.
Aside from having years of counseling experience, Kate has also been personally victimized by ARNR (like the other members of our staff). Kate is certain to bring a much needed expertise
for how to be an ARNR overcomer, and her personal testimony should clear up any questions regarding the genuine intentions of this site. Please welcome her.
AA

Week Old Site Prompts Confusion

Fellow Americans, today is the "one week anniversary" of the birth of this fine site. While responses continue pour in from well-meaning people everywhere, some confusion seems to exist concerning our intentions. Some are convinced that that boycott is "bull" (in fairness, likely not meaning the female counterpart to the cow, but instead meaning a "farce," a "scam," a "hoax"). Others, however, are merely seeking clarity to clear up the confusion. An example of this viewpoint is seen in this post by Desmond who signs in as Eric Gieszl. Believe me, we have no intention of prompting confusion in the mind of Desmond who signs in as Eric Gieszl. Whether we're addressing Desmond, Guido De Vido, or anyone else, we want to be as straightforward as possible in our communication (since we're certain they'd be willing to do the same for us). After discussion within the AAARNR staff, we're perplexed as to how our intentions could be misunderstood. Apart from the inaugural articles on this site, Aaron's posted response should provide clarity enough for any who are in doubt about the true, deeply felt, contempt we feel for those despicables who spew forth sordid splatterings of spit and spin.
Sincerely,
AA

Temptation Can Be A Powerful Thing

Earlier today, I was browsing through one of the rollercoaster related message boards I frequent. I usually post on 16 different boards and try to have something new to say on each one, each day. On this particular board, I saw a post linking to that other "site". I quickly read through the post and what the person had to say sounded very humorous. "Maybe", I thought, "I could just go check out this one story at ARNR. It's not like they're making fun of ME." The temptation to stray from our hard line was overwhelming. Unfortunately, I clicked on the link and ARNR started to come up. "Stop!" screamed a voice from somewhere in my head. "Is it really worth it?" I instantly realized what I was doing was wrong! I quickly closed the browser window before I saw anything I would regret. I shut down the 'net and went to do some yardwork. I know the temptation to "take a quick peak" at ARNR is strong. I almost fell for it myself. Stay strong and don't give in to the temptation. With hard work and determination, we will meet our ultimate goal, and the online rollercoaster community will be free from evil once again.

Aaron

I Know a Guy Named Al

I know a guy named Al who likes ARNR. Not me, I hate ARNR.

Support Pours In For Landmark Start

Being that the response to this site has started out in such an enormous showing of force, it's likely to accomplish its given purpose sooner than what we initially expected. In some ways, we pity ARNR. When the ARNR towers fall, all of us "commoners" will have the last laugh (even though nobody here is laughing very much right now). Still, we hold our heads high. As the Journey song goes - we "don't stop believing." Some seem to think that presently there are only a couple of people involved in this effort, but they couldn't be more wrong. There are actually, well... three. There's Aaron... (wasn't that a splendid article below? If you haven't read it I highly recommend scrolling down and checking it out). As I was saying, there's Aaron, there's me... and, well... there's also my mom who keeps giving me advice (some of which I listen to). Numbers don't really matter to us though - it's INTENSITY that counts. Believe me, the THREE of us are INTENSLY committed to NEVER reading ARNR. Also, sure... I'll admit it gets lonely at times, but not having any friends anymore is nothing compared to the satisfication and sense of accomplishment we share.

I envy us.

-AA

A Change of Heart

When I first discovered Absolutely Reliable News and Rumors, I read the site with great zeal. I couldn't help but laugh at how they made fun of those dorky coaster enthusiasts. I would check the site every day to see who would be next on the hit list. Oh how I laughed when I saw the first rip of Robb Alvey on ARNR! What a great time I had reading about JackM50 and his State Showcase Funpark! Then one day, there it was. A friend of mine, one of the actual cool coaster enthusiasts, appeared on ARNR. "Well," I thought, "one little comment isn't too bad." I continued (like many of you) to read the site. A couple of days later, there it was again. This time me. My good name was put up for all to see. "Look at this idiot!" they seemed to be saying. My world was shattered. No longer were these fun-loving friends of fanactical fury. They were doing something wrong, something evil. I quickly realized how wrong I had been to read that site. I quickly vowed to no longer frequent the site. No longer would I support evil! Within days I started "The Thread" and the rest, as they say, is history. Scores of people joined my side. Within a month, ARNR's hit count dropped by over 50%. Today, their readership is only 1/3 what it once was. We will continue to fight through persecution until our goal is accomplished and hatred is wiped out. Soon, justice will prevail and ARNR will die. Thank you for your support.

WildOne

Hatred Has Some Exceptions

Many of you are well versed in the hatred and contempt we have here at "Americans Against" for the low-life sickness known as ARNR. We realize that "hate" is not something people are fond of these days, but make no mistake about it - we hate ARNR. What we hope to accomplish as a service is informing our fellow, like-minded Americans as to the myriad of
justified reasons we have to... hate... ARNR.

The reasons that you have to hate ARNR may not be the exact reasons we have to hate ARNR, but there can be solace and companionship in publicly acknowledging that we all, truly, hate ARNR. Please feel free to respond to us here at AAARNR and let us know your own reasons to
hate ARNR and we, together, can experience a unique bond of fellowship.

Personally, I'd like to make a general statement, that if something/someone exists (or has ever existed) that I hate "more" than ARNR, I don't know what/who that would be.

Sincerely,
An American Against