Hitler Discusses Son of Beast Being Closed for Kings Island's 2011 Season.

Why is Alvey Riding Texas Giant alone?

One true friend left to ride with. All others abandon him. Lonely Giant runs with empty train save Alvey and his one true remaining friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtbCi6xts7s

We'll take care of him in due time! :) Muahahahahaha

THEY SHALL NOT SURVIVE

ARN&R thinks that tweets are a actually reliable web site. Uniike this blog. We don't tweet and run!

They suck

ARNR DEAD! TPR Hacked! We're on a roll!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEFEAT of ARN&R as they have accepted having their collective rears burnt to a crisp by the MIGHTY AA ARN&R!

WE WIN! THEY LOSE!

TPR has been hacked by a hired gun and may never be the same.

SCUSE US WHILE WE DANCE A VICTORY JIG!

YIPPY!

Funky

ARNR in a Death NELL

We tried it their way. We've tried to remain quiet. The thinking way that we may have been giving attention to the "EVIL ONES" over at ARN&R!

We were partially right! The site has spiraled into a state of dispare and inactivity. For some reason they feel the need to make a non funny *As if they ever were* statement.

Keep up the fight. Its clear word is getting out on these evil people.

Funky, Wondering if Katie, Rev and Aaron have been kidnapped by TPR??????

Theme Park Review Promoting Child Abuse Once Again

I hate to encourage anyone to visit TPR, but you must see the horrid video containing proof of blatant child abuse that this reporter has ever witnessed. In addition the video contains several instances of profanity as well as grotesque amounts of subtle sexual imagery (like we don't get the "tower" reference). Be sure to check out the video around 1:27 in for the child abuse.

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=557441

Theme Park Review Needs Your Help!!!!

The horrible website is looking to revamp their boring front page and is asking for suggestions from readers. I recommend that everyone write and suggest they just close up shop. Nobody likes them anyway! Give it up TPR! Your run at the top is over . . . and ours is just beginning.

In the words of Arnold, "I'm baaack!"

For the past 6 months, my computer has been unable to post here on the Boycott blog. Every other website worked fine, but this one would not. When the problem was finally solved, it turned out to be due to a "strange, unknown virus". Any thoughts as to who might've sent that my way? I'm sorry Robb Alvey, but you cannot keep us down! We're back and the most maddestest we've ever been!!!!

TPR VISITED STRICKERS GROVE IN AUG! Now we know they really are GEEKS!

What kinda club would visit a tiny amusement park with two coasters. Rent two busses and take up a half hour of line space?
TPR

These guys and gals were total Geeks, Everyone had a camera! Some even shot video!

Strickers Grove is a family park and while they tollerated the filth strolling their corridors, Im sure they weren't happy about it!

US NORMAL PEOPLE at AAARN&R&TPR sure didn't like them taking up flyer tubs either!

DIE TPR! ACE RULES and you are FOOLS!
Funky

There's No Way I'm Back.

At least that's what you're all thinking. You're all thinking; "There's no way he's back." Well, I am back.

After some ARNR higher-ups appointed thugs to lock me in a trunk and throw me in a lake - well... I'm back. You have to work much harder than that to keep me down. Way harder than that. Yeah... much harder. Still harder. Ok... that's close, but you're still not working hard enough.

AA