Theme Park Review Promoting Child Abuse Once Again

I hate to encourage anyone to visit TPR, but you must see the horrid video containing proof of blatant child abuse that this reporter has ever witnessed. In addition the video contains several instances of profanity as well as grotesque amounts of subtle sexual imagery (like we don't get the "tower" reference). Be sure to check out the video around 1:27 in for the child abuse.

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=557441

Theme Park Review Needs Your Help!!!!

The horrible website is looking to revamp their boring front page and is asking for suggestions from readers. I recommend that everyone write and suggest they just close up shop. Nobody likes them anyway! Give it up TPR! Your run at the top is over . . . and ours is just beginning.

In the words of Arnold, "I'm baaack!"

For the past 6 months, my computer has been unable to post here on the Boycott blog. Every other website worked fine, but this one would not. When the problem was finally solved, it turned out to be due to a "strange, unknown virus". Any thoughts as to who might've sent that my way? I'm sorry Robb Alvey, but you cannot keep us down! We're back and the most maddestest we've ever been!!!!

TPR VISITED STRICKERS GROVE IN AUG! Now we know they really are GEEKS!

What kinda club would visit a tiny amusement park with two coasters. Rent two busses and take up a half hour of line space?
TPR

These guys and gals were total Geeks, Everyone had a camera! Some even shot video!

Strickers Grove is a family park and while they tollerated the filth strolling their corridors, Im sure they weren't happy about it!

US NORMAL PEOPLE at AAARN&R&TPR sure didn't like them taking up flyer tubs either!

DIE TPR! ACE RULES and you are FOOLS!
Funky

There's No Way I'm Back.

At least that's what you're all thinking. You're all thinking; "There's no way he's back." Well, I am back.

After some ARNR higher-ups appointed thugs to lock me in a trunk and throw me in a lake - well... I'm back. You have to work much harder than that to keep me down. Way harder than that. Yeah... much harder. Still harder. Ok... that's close, but you're still not working hard enough.

AA

RIPPER JOINS THE GROUP

I would like everyone to extend a warm welcome to Ripper. Ripper is best known for writing all sorts of horrible things about us over at ARNR's forum. However, he has changed his ways and is now a full fledged member of the boycott. Welcome aboard pal!

THEME PARK REVIEW RIPS OFF COASTER TOOLS

Well, it was only a matter of time before the good people at Coaster Tools (although to be honest I'm a little leery of them) grew too big. Now, their idea for coaster related comics has been stolen by none other than Theme Park Review. These comics about "Little Robby Rob" are obvious rip offs of the much better quality Coaster Tools comics. Hey TPR! Here's an idea, how 'bout you quit stealing crap from other people and come up with something of your own? If I may borrow liberally from the great Dave Dameshek, "Some people may call you guys cool. I've got another name for you. JERKS!"

WHAT DO THESE GUYS KNOW ABOUT IT?

Coaster Tools seems to think they know a lot about making out on Ferris Wheels. I don't think it's true though.

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?

So I noticed that there isn't much going on. You guys didn't all fall to the dark side did you? Don't do it!!! You might think ARNR is funny now, but just wait. Come back you guys. I miss you. :(

THEME PARK REVIEW TURNED INTO SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY SITE!!!

We knew they were trouble, but recent developments at arch-nemesis, Theme Park Review reveals that it is worse than we thought. The site, which was already full of unbelievable filth, has been turned into a soft core pornographic site. We at AAARNR&TPR cannot approve of the blatant pornography seen in many of the pictures. Everything from towel riding and nipple biting to cross dressing, alcoholism, and bestiality is clearly show in the calendar. There are children by the thousands surfing the Internet right now!!! What if one of them should accidentally come across this site? It could start them on a slow downward spiral that could ultimately lead to a life of drug abuse and depravity. These children's parents are very busy and do not have time to supervise their children's' Internet activities. It is up to us as responsible website owners to take care of these children, not the parents!! We strongly urge all of our members NOT to order the TPR calendar and not to visit the site. We will however make exceptions for the following months: July, October, May, July (again?), and especially September. Thank you for your support.

New Member Joins The Boycott

We at AAARNR,TPR,&ASO&CACT are pleased to welcome a super new member to the boycott: Super Steve. Steve is a great guy whose website, www.superstevessupersite.com, offers great information about Midwest amusement parks. On Steve's Super Site you can find pictures of several of the Midwest parks, all the latest amusement park news and info, and finally a great area called "Steveisms" that are rants about various topics Steve holds close to his heart. If you want some info about Midwest parks, or just want to help support the newest member of the Boycott, check out Super Steve's Super Site today.

Sadly, it is only a matter of time before ARNR finds out about Steve's site and makes fun of it. When that happens, we will be here to support Steve and welcome him back into the open arms of the Boycott.

Welcome aboard buddy.