Extensive Research Confirms - ARNR LIES

Most of you are very much aware of the morbid, sordid, unsightly and unmentionable things you'll encounter when logging on at... that SITE. However, what most of you are probably not aware of is ... that SITE regularly descends to an even lower abyss. To state it clearly and plainly, we at AAARNR have recently assigned research assistants who've bravely agreed to keep us abreast of all the low-down, pathetic morsels of filth being spewed forth from the dark towers of... that SITE. These same research assistants, after reading thousands of hours worth of horrid articles, have also made the strenuous effort of "doing the leg-work" to research the BACKGROUND of these SAME articles in order to see if the claims can be verified. To our complete shock and utter dismay (you might want to sit down and take a deep breath before reading this), not ONLY is ARNR's subject "matter" fit only for public urinals, but ALSO (now hear us out - we can prove it) ALSO... MUCH of ARNR's SUBJECT MATERIAL ITSELF
CONTAINS FLAT OUT LIES!

You're reading this correctly: LIES.

According to our research team, the perfect example of pure LYING is seen in a current article by one "JCK" on the subject of "Ritalin Harpoons." The article states there are (or will soon be) FDA approved "Ritalin Harpoons" available for the public to use on "hyper" youngsters. Fellow Americans, our assistants have put in the time and effort to thoroughly check this out with the FDA ITSELF and have discovered that - BEYOND a SHADOW of a DOUBT - THIS IS A LIE. Nobody at the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has EVER even been CONTACTED about the APPROVAL of a so-called "Ritalin Harpoon."

Be mindful, again, we needn't not own this special information to have enough valid reason to avoid... that SITE. We're all well aware that just the subject matter itself is so vile that it shouldn't even be brought up except behind closed doors. However, beyond THAT.... beyond THAT... after hours, days (months) of phone calls, reading of documentation, and in some cases even TRAVEL, our research team is CERTAIN beyond ANY POSSIBILITY of PLAUSIBLE COUNTER-ARGUMENTS that SOME if not MANY of ARNR's "articles" are pure, unadulterated LIES that have LIKELY been MADE UP by AUTHORS such as "JCK."
Some here at AAARNR are even wondering if there IS such an author. Others, are not even completely certain if the site ITSELF exists, but those are subjects we'll tackle at some future time.

Friends, please continue to stay informed through us here at AAARNR as we remain committed to bringing you even more information about ARNR's subject material that you might continue to understand why you should NEVER, for ANY reason grace... that SITE with your presence.

Also, please keep in mind that our research assistants are currently working on a purely volunteer status, though the time and effort they're putting in is the equivalent of at least a
part-time job. That being said, you're all likely aware that with current gas prices and even airline costs, these researchers are sacrificing much on your behalf. Please, if you find this information helpful to your personal lives (and we know you do)... please consider giving small, regular donations to our organization. Checks and money orders can be made payable to AAARNR RESEARCH ASSISTANTS. Our administrators wish to be up-front with the fact that 100% of this money goes to the research assistants and their expenses, and is not in any way used on administrative costs.

We're confident that you, our fellow Americans, will help with this fight in every way you can.

Sincerely,
AA