Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Sources at Screamscape say Elissa's A MAN in drag.

Sources from a reliable website tell us Elissa is actually a man.

This furthers our belief that TPR peple are part of the EVIL ILLUMINATI.

I knew it, I just knew it!

Funky

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! Must be one of those Hello Kitty drag queen outfits I've been hearing about.

HOT!

Weekly

Anonymous said...

She's/ I mean He's still not as hot as Tina :)

Boils

Anonymous said...

Never thought about that one. It could be true. I've seen Robb kiss guys before!

ARNR

Justin said...

Well, most coaster enthusiasts are gay..

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Thats what you think

Anonymous said...

This is where I draw the line. I wish you people would shut up. When does it end? YOU people are the ones who are mean.

Coasterbuff

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

No We're not!

WildOnesCoasterClub said...

How can you say that Coasterbuff?!!! How dare you say that?! We're not the ones who are part of a top secret organization set on world domination. We're not the ones who dress in drag to try to get attention. We are not the ones who are big meanies. How dare you sir?!

Aaron

Anonymous said...

^
That's actually true. You demented people are capable of much worse than that.

Meg

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Got blow your nose you snott!

Anonymous said...

Just admit it. TPR and its founders have everything you don't. The girl, the gold watch, and everything.

TPR Friends

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Ok Chris Sabo.

NOW SHUT UP!

WildOnesCoasterClub said...

tpr friends,

You said that "TPR and its founders" have "the girl". Does that mean they all share Elissa or what? I'm confused.

Aaron

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

But shes a he.

Has to be true if they are Illuminati.

Funky

Anonymous said...

Good try. I'm not Chris Sabo but I know him well.

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Enough to use his lines apparently. What a shame!

Shammy shammy shammy!

Justin said...

I wonder what the webmaster of Screamscape would say if you are using his site to promote your campaign of hate against TPR?

I doubt he would be happy.

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

And why exactly are you worried about it?

Hey Justin? Do you have a website?

Is it really reliable? Maybe we could use yours?

Funky

Anonymous said...

Maybe we're forgetting that ARNR are the originators of bandwidth theft in coasterdom.

WildOnesCoasterClub said...

Good point AA.

Aaron

Anonymous said...

I don't think the screamscapers like arn&r much. They're always being attacked by them.

T - Coast

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Evil has many different faces.

Trust me, TPR people are no less evil than ARN&R people.

Funky

Anonymous said...

I think Elissa is a HOTTIE! I don't care if she is really a he. I love her! I love her! I don't stalker her. Really, I don't.

Anonymous said...

^Uh, yeah. Go eat some more gravy. ;)

Justin said...
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Anonymous said...

^
That. That right there. That's ARNR in action. That's... that's arnr in its true form. That's... arnr.

AA

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

I agree AA!

AmericanAgainst said...

Wow.

Like Justin said, it is easy to clear things up on a board : )

AA

Anonymous said...

I'm only here to say "thanks" for that. "Justin" crossed the line.
I'm a married woman, you know.
There might be some sanity in you AAers after all! Now go back to having fun and I'll see you at the parks : )

Elissa Alvey

AmericanAgainst said...

^
NO WAY!

For what do we deserve the PRIVILEGE of THIS appearance!

AA

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

I think that's a imposter Elissa.

Can't be the real one. Shes a guy.

Funky

WildOnesCoasterClub said...

I printed out this post and framed it. It's hanging on my bedroom wall right now. I actually threw away my picture of Meg and replaced it with this post. Thank you Elissa for brightening all of our days. I, I, never mind.

Lovingly yours,
Aaron

Anonymous said...

Thank God.

Meg

WildOnesCoasterClub said...

Meg, would you please stop following me around everywhere. I don't like you anymore. It was just a silly childish fling okay? I've moved on to more mature females now. I know you're hurting right now, but someday you will find that perfect someone and you will be happy for the rest of your life. Don't give up, but please, stop stalking me.

Aaron