In an effort to be more accomadating of special interest groups, Absolutely Reliable has recently taken on a new intern. This young man has numerous social and mental conditions that require medical treatment and medication. As can be readily evidenced from his posts, the young intern has a severe case of Tourettes syndrome, causing him to use an extremely inappropriate amount of profanity. While some sites would delete these posts in an effort to clean up their site, ARNR has chosen to leave them. This is apparently being done to promote free speech and to get the word out about this horrible illness. The young man also has a severe bipolar bent to him as can be seen by his constant states of hypomania. These and other problems seem to be the result of lead poisoning as a very young man. While it's difficult to be 100% certain as to the cause of these issues, the cure is simple. Let him express his anger, his frustrations, his mania, and his rage in a public forum so the whole world (or at least the 6 people who read ARNR) can see it.
Unlike some sites that would shy away from allowing such a person on their site (especially in his current, unmedicated state), ARNR has allowed him full access to all aspects of their site. While we still hate ARNR and will continue to Boycott them, AAARNR&TPR salute them for giving this young man a chance that many others would not give someone with his problems. Everyone does something right every once in a while and this seems to be that time for ARNR. We salute you for your patriotism ARNR. Now back to the Boycott!
14 comments:
Didn't they used to make fun of dissabilities? (Probably still do)
But if they've honestly taken on a Turretts person to show divirsity, Well it just shows how well the BOYCOTT IS WORKING!
Funky
Then again, you guys have Jl57 as a regular.
Meg
Tinas not a ARN&Rer. Shes on the fence.
Funky
Yeah, but you have that AA guy. He's more psychotic than all of the above combined.
Meg
SHUT UP!
AA
^^ Meg, jl57 is the one true psychotic. The ONLY way he's "regular" is if he gets enough fiber in his diet. MOST of the rest are just extremely playful.
JL your Jacky from Baytown arent you!!!
You come in every week for that Ziprexa meds and stuff for the sore butt!!! I knew you sounded familiar!!!! Say hi next time your in the store!!! How funny that were both using the same emails place on the internet!!!
I guess your right but you dont have to be mean!!!!
You just sound just like Jacky expecially when he hasnt taken his meds Thats all!!
Me and my friends from Snyders had a great time at Mystic Lake Casino this weekend What did you guys do???
I went to Universal/IoA, Old Town, and Busch Gardens in Tampa...
I have teeth AND wisdom...
jl57 may or may not *mean* to be mean...but he DOES seem to be defenseless against biting sarcasm...LOL!
jl57, I really can't comment on 90% of what you say because you're virtually unintelligible. I can comprehend non-native speakers having such trouble with forming coherent noun-verb/subject-predicate sentences, since English can be tricky. Are you possibly from somewhere OTHER than the States? If so, I'll let you off the hook. Otherwise, PLEASE re-read what you type and see if it makes ANY sense. Usually, it's a CHORE to try and decipher the meaning of what you say, even acounting for context clues, etc.
Help us help you.
P.S. I am not officially "aligned" with ARN&R or with the "Against" movement - I'm neutral like the Swiss. LOL!
Gator said, "I'm neutral like the Swiss."
If by this you mean that your story is full of holes, like the cheese from Switzerland, than I would have to agree. This guy can't decide if he's for or against ARNR. You at least have to be against Theme Park Review Gator, right?
Yeah, TPR sucketh. That Alvey dude is a real ham.
Oh wait, That ham goes with Gators Swiss Cheese.
Nevermind
Funky
Colleen, we were all mostly just staying right here working on the ARNR boycott efforts.
AA
It's been increased to a part time job here lately.
The don't want us to go full time with the boycott.
Trust me they don't!
Funky
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