Why is Alvey Riding Texas Giant alone?

One true friend left to ride with. All others abandon him. Lonely Giant runs with empty train save Alvey and his one true remaining friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtbCi6xts7s

We'll take care of him in due time! :) Muahahahahaha

THEY SHALL NOT SURVIVE

ARN&R thinks that tweets are a actually reliable web site. Uniike this blog. We don't tweet and run!

They suck

ARNR DEAD! TPR Hacked! We're on a roll!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEFEAT of ARN&R as they have accepted having their collective rears burnt to a crisp by the MIGHTY AA ARN&R!

WE WIN! THEY LOSE!

TPR has been hacked by a hired gun and may never be the same.

SCUSE US WHILE WE DANCE A VICTORY JIG!

YIPPY!

Funky

ARNR in a Death NELL

We tried it their way. We've tried to remain quiet. The thinking way that we may have been giving attention to the "EVIL ONES" over at ARN&R!

We were partially right! The site has spiraled into a state of dispare and inactivity. For some reason they feel the need to make a non funny *As if they ever were* statement.

Keep up the fight. Its clear word is getting out on these evil people.

Funky, Wondering if Katie, Rev and Aaron have been kidnapped by TPR??????

Theme Park Review Promoting Child Abuse Once Again

I hate to encourage anyone to visit TPR, but you must see the horrid video containing proof of blatant child abuse that this reporter has ever witnessed. In addition the video contains several instances of profanity as well as grotesque amounts of subtle sexual imagery (like we don't get the "tower" reference). Be sure to check out the video around 1:27 in for the child abuse.

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=557441

Theme Park Review Needs Your Help!!!!

The horrible website is looking to revamp their boring front page and is asking for suggestions from readers. I recommend that everyone write and suggest they just close up shop. Nobody likes them anyway! Give it up TPR! Your run at the top is over . . . and ours is just beginning.

In the words of Arnold, "I'm baaack!"

For the past 6 months, my computer has been unable to post here on the Boycott blog. Every other website worked fine, but this one would not. When the problem was finally solved, it turned out to be due to a "strange, unknown virus". Any thoughts as to who might've sent that my way? I'm sorry Robb Alvey, but you cannot keep us down! We're back and the most maddestest we've ever been!!!!

TPR VISITED STRICKERS GROVE IN AUG! Now we know they really are GEEKS!

What kinda club would visit a tiny amusement park with two coasters. Rent two busses and take up a half hour of line space?
TPR

These guys and gals were total Geeks, Everyone had a camera! Some even shot video!

Strickers Grove is a family park and while they tollerated the filth strolling their corridors, Im sure they weren't happy about it!

US NORMAL PEOPLE at AAARN&R&TPR sure didn't like them taking up flyer tubs either!

DIE TPR! ACE RULES and you are FOOLS!
Funky

There's No Way I'm Back.

At least that's what you're all thinking. You're all thinking; "There's no way he's back." Well, I am back.

After some ARNR higher-ups appointed thugs to lock me in a trunk and throw me in a lake - well... I'm back. You have to work much harder than that to keep me down. Way harder than that. Yeah... much harder. Still harder. Ok... that's close, but you're still not working hard enough.

AA

RIPPER JOINS THE GROUP

I would like everyone to extend a warm welcome to Ripper. Ripper is best known for writing all sorts of horrible things about us over at ARNR's forum. However, he has changed his ways and is now a full fledged member of the boycott. Welcome aboard pal!

THEME PARK REVIEW RIPS OFF COASTER TOOLS

Well, it was only a matter of time before the good people at Coaster Tools (although to be honest I'm a little leery of them) grew too big. Now, their idea for coaster related comics has been stolen by none other than Theme Park Review. These comics about "Little Robby Rob" are obvious rip offs of the much better quality Coaster Tools comics. Hey TPR! Here's an idea, how 'bout you quit stealing crap from other people and come up with something of your own? If I may borrow liberally from the great Dave Dameshek, "Some people may call you guys cool. I've got another name for you. JERKS!"

WHAT DO THESE GUYS KNOW ABOUT IT?

Coaster Tools seems to think they know a lot about making out on Ferris Wheels. I don't think it's true though.

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?

So I noticed that there isn't much going on. You guys didn't all fall to the dark side did you? Don't do it!!! You might think ARNR is funny now, but just wait. Come back you guys. I miss you. :(

THEME PARK REVIEW TURNED INTO SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY SITE!!!

We knew they were trouble, but recent developments at arch-nemesis, Theme Park Review reveals that it is worse than we thought. The site, which was already full of unbelievable filth, has been turned into a soft core pornographic site. We at AAARNR&TPR cannot approve of the blatant pornography seen in many of the pictures. Everything from towel riding and nipple biting to cross dressing, alcoholism, and bestiality is clearly show in the calendar. There are children by the thousands surfing the Internet right now!!! What if one of them should accidentally come across this site? It could start them on a slow downward spiral that could ultimately lead to a life of drug abuse and depravity. These children's parents are very busy and do not have time to supervise their children's' Internet activities. It is up to us as responsible website owners to take care of these children, not the parents!! We strongly urge all of our members NOT to order the TPR calendar and not to visit the site. We will however make exceptions for the following months: July, October, May, July (again?), and especially September. Thank you for your support.

New Member Joins The Boycott

We at AAARNR,TPR,&ASO&CACT are pleased to welcome a super new member to the boycott: Super Steve. Steve is a great guy whose website, www.superstevessupersite.com, offers great information about Midwest amusement parks. On Steve's Super Site you can find pictures of several of the Midwest parks, all the latest amusement park news and info, and finally a great area called "Steveisms" that are rants about various topics Steve holds close to his heart. If you want some info about Midwest parks, or just want to help support the newest member of the Boycott, check out Super Steve's Super Site today.

Sadly, it is only a matter of time before ARNR finds out about Steve's site and makes fun of it. When that happens, we will be here to support Steve and welcome him back into the open arms of the Boycott.

Welcome aboard buddy.

One Down, One To Go

The original purpose of the Boycott was to shut down the tabloid known as Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors. Today I am proud to announce that we have achieved that goal! The website has not been updated in almost two weeks, no one is posting anything to their comments section, and their crappy message boards have been dead ever since that coward Ripper realized he was no match for me intellectually. I would personally like to thank everyone for their support of the Boycott and congratulate you all on accomplishing our primary objective. Now if we can just take care of Theme Park Review, our job will be complete.

Thank you again,

Aaron

ARNR Expands Their Empire Of Evil

In a move to attract more attention to themselves (Who am I kidding? Any attention to themselves would be nice.), ARNR has expanded their reaches into "taking care" of animals while people are on vacation or at work. No one is sure what the group means by "taking care", but you can probably guess. I guess when no one visits your website, you need to expand somehow. We at AAARNR&TPR would like to wish the group success in their new venture. (It can't be any worse than their current crap!)

Interview with Former ARNR chief

I don't want to clog up the main page with the interview, so click on the comments for this article to read a very insightful interview with former ARNR head JCK.

Aaron

The Theme Park Review Boycott is on again, STRONGER THAN EVER!

OK, I'd thought about giving them some leeway in lew of the recent addition.
But see, they're bashing a coaster already so the "BOYCOTT IS ON AGAIN!"

Shame on you TPR! We should have known better than to give you one minute of momentum.

SO WHAT IF IT'S SOB? You're not even giving it a chance.
BTW, we also blame you for the death of Psyclone!

SHAME!
SHAME!
SHAME!

Funky

Huh?

Uh, maybe it's just me, but I don't get it.

www.coastertools.com

More Proof of Theme Park Review NWO link

Two more pictures have recently surfaced providing astounding evidence that Robb and Elissa Alvey are not only members of the New World Order, but also reptilians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reptilian_Agenda). This evil alien race is set to take over the world, and these 2 appear to be in the forefront of that movement. If any more proof is needed, I don't know what it would be. Theme Park Review is run by Reptilians!

Recent Poll reveals "No One Cares About ARNR!"

A recent poll was conducted to determine the relevance of Absolutely unReliable Lies & Mistruths (or ARNR as we call them). The results were no surprise to those of us at AAARNR&TPR. Of the 5,000 people surveyed, here are the most common responses:

4,996 people responded, "What in the heck is ARNR?"
3 people replied, "I hate those jerks! They made fun of me and my friends."
1 person responded with a weird look on his face, asking, "I thought that piece of crap site shut down years ago."

Overall, the results are conclusive, nobody cares about ARNR! Very few people have even heard of the site, and those who have think it's stupid. ARNR are losers!

ARNR Founder Joins the Boycott

I don't know how I didn't notice this until now, but it appears that former ARNR writer JCK has joined in with the Boycott. In a recent blog post, he apologizes for his part in the evil or ARNR and vows to help the Boycott out anyway he can. Go here and go down to the 14th reply:

https://www2.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13645134&postID=7469901047121850106&isPopup=true

Welcome aboard JCK! We're glad that you've seen the light!

EVIDENCE ROLLS IN ABOUT THE DEATH OF ARNR

Not that we really needed anymore evidence after that amazing Cedar Point post a few days ago, but here are the nails in the coffin of ARNR anyway:

http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/forums/cgi/forum1.cgi?read=177640
http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33306
http://www.screamscape.com/html/geauga_lake.htm - Make note of the "All American Cornhole Toss"
http://www.rideworld.com/boards/index.php?showtopic=1633&pid=12591&st=0&#entry12591
http://www.pointbuzz.com/maverickconstruction.htm
http://coasterbuzz.com/forum.aspx?mode=thread&TopicID=46567

I think those pretty much settle it.

ARNR PRACTICES DIVERSITY

In an effort to be more accomadating of special interest groups, Absolutely Reliable has recently taken on a new intern. This young man has numerous social and mental conditions that require medical treatment and medication. As can be readily evidenced from his posts, the young intern has a severe case of Tourettes syndrome, causing him to use an extremely inappropriate amount of profanity. While some sites would delete these posts in an effort to clean up their site, ARNR has chosen to leave them. This is apparently being done to promote free speech and to get the word out about this horrible illness. The young man also has a severe bipolar bent to him as can be seen by his constant states of hypomania. These and other problems seem to be the result of lead poisoning as a very young man. While it's difficult to be 100% certain as to the cause of these issues, the cure is simple. Let him express his anger, his frustrations, his mania, and his rage in a public forum so the whole world (or at least the 6 people who read ARNR) can see it.

Unlike some sites that would shy away from allowing such a person on their site (especially in his current, unmedicated state), ARNR has allowed him full access to all aspects of their site. While we still hate ARNR and will continue to Boycott them, AAARNR&TPR salute them for giving this young man a chance that many others would not give someone with his problems. Everyone does something right every once in a while and this seems to be that time for ARNR. We salute you for your patriotism ARNR. Now back to the Boycott!

PICTURES DON'T LIE: Proof of the TPR-NWO connection

We at AAARNR&TPR have the proof we have been looking for connecting the Alveys of TPR with the New World Order. Here is a picture of a recent occultic ceremony at Bohemian Grove (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove):

I don't know about you, but that guy in the middle with the arrow pointing at him looks an awful lot like Robb Alvey to me. We rest our case.

OK: NOW WE'RE MAD

As if we thought we'd seen it all. As if we thought the derision and spittle on our faces couldn't get worse, we discover THIS. Whoever is responsible for THIS...
will die.

AA

LOCAL POLICE PUT OUT A.P.B.

I know sometimes we have a lot of fun on here, but this is serious business. I'll just copy and paste the article directly from the AP:

Police across the country are on the lookout for a mentally ill female. The suspect known simply as "Meg" has been reported for stalking various members of the rollercoaster enthusiast community. The suspect's motivation seems to be a demented love for the victim of the crime, who has requested to remain unnamed. Several photos were sent to the victim depicting the suspect in various states of undress. A strange car was also seen outside the victim's house several times during the past week.

Police report a similar incident several months ago involving "Trekkies" or Star Trek fans and a stalker named "Megan". If you have any information about this horrible crime, please contact your local police department or call the FBI.

So there it is. Pretty scary stuff if you ask me. Everyone just keep your eyes open for this "Meg" person and hopefully they'll catch this person so they can get the help they need.

Aaron

EXTRA EXTRA READ IT HERE FIRST

www.coastertools.com recently released a new comic that was almost (not quite, but almost) funny. The enthusiast community has been taken aback by a recent comic on www.coastertools.com. The comic strip entitled "Free Parking!" was reported to bring forth a chuckle from several readers. We at AAARNR are a little cautious about www.coastertools.com and believe that you too should be, but this one (http://coastertools.com/?cid=11) is worth checking out. Fans of the site www.coastertools.com were not disappointed, however, when the next comic (http://coastertools.com/index.php) immediately went back to the same mediocrity we are used to from www.coastertools.com. So, if you are really, really, really bored, go to www.coastertools.com and check out the comic entitled "Free Parking!". Just be cautious about it while you're there.

Proof ARNR is losing

As long as threads like this still exist, there's no way anyone can convince us ARNR is winning. ARNR HAS to be losing. The Golden Age remains alive and well!

AA

Poster "Justin" paid stooge of ARNR

Our undercover agents are hard at work and have again turned up another breaking story. Seems that this "Justin" fellow who has been posting here is being paid a monthly fee by ARNR to try and disrupt the Boycott! Sorry, fellas, it ain't gonna work. And Justin (if that's your real name), you should be ashamed of yourself you big, fat sellout!

Hijacking the boards

Members, the boycott is about to take the next step. It is a most dangerous step that will involve infiltration into enemy territory. I would like to encourage all members of the boycott to register for ARNR's message boards. After doing so, we will proceed to fill the boards with Boycott material. So much, in fact, that the evil website may have to shut down their boards. No big deal since their boards are dead, dead, dead. No action there at all. So everyone head on over there and win one for the Boycott!

Sources at Screamscape say Elissa's A MAN in drag.

Sources from a reliable website tell us Elissa is actually a man.

This furthers our belief that TPR peple are part of the EVIL ILLUMINATI.

I knew it, I just knew it!

Funky

Theme Park Review part of Luciferian New World Order Agenda

AAARNR sources have confirmed what has been suspected for years: the heads of Theme Park Review, Robb and Ellisa Alvey, are part of a multi-national plan to control the world. The Illuminati (meaning "enlightened ones") have been working underground since before the time of Christ to rule the world. This group consists of several hundred of the most influencial people in the world: politicians, members of royal familes, businessmen, and even heads of hobbyist clubs like Theme Park Review. On a recent TPR trip to Japan, the duo were conspicuously absent from a session of ERT. Inside sources confirm that the two were at a top secret meeting instead. Also in attendance at the meeting were Vice President Dick Cheney, J.K. Rowling of Harry Potter fame, and billionaire Ted Turner. Details of the meeting are obviously not available but rumor has it that the removal of Six Flags Theme Parks was part of the agenda. Shortly afterwards, Six Flags sold off a bunch of parks. Beware of getting too close to these two Illuminati members. The NWO has a goal of lowering the Earth's population to under half a billion people (that's 95% of the people alive dead). Remember this next time you give money to TPR.

ARNR LOSING THE WAR

According to rcdb.com (one of the best sites on the web), there will be 72 new coasters opening in 2007. Sure, they may have shut down a couple of rides here and there, but 72 NEW COASTERS! Woohoo! Take that ARNR!

In related news, Theme Park Review has already planned a trip to ride all 72 new coasters. The trip will cost $6.3 million and is only available to the first 20 people. It will include ERT and stuff. You can even get a mediocre DVD of the trip included in the cost. The first 10 people to sign up even get an autographed picture of Robb and Elissa. Hurry! Spots are filling up quick. Don't delay. Act now!

AAARNR Votes and the results are in:

Meg is a hottie!!!!!

Ignore the Article Below

Ignore the article below. We've changed our minds
AA

We're with Alvey

If Alvey hates it, we hate it. Period.
We TOLD you so.

Hate it.

Hate it now.

AA

WE WILL SLAY THAT ARNR WHALE! (WE SWEAR IT!)

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"

Well, I don't know about the spit part but if it comes down too that!

Funky

I'm Back (With A Vengeance)

First of all, I apologize to everyone for my absence in recent days. I was sent on a top secret undercover operation that required my full attention. I am, however, back and ready to fight. I bring with me a great new group of people who have agreed to join us in our fight against ARNR. They are the trebuchet enthusiasts of the world. Like coaster enthusiasts, this group have been repeatedly belittled for their love of medieval siege weaponry. I'm sure if ARNR found out about these people, they would be their next target of attack. Through websites like www.thehurl.org or www.trebuchet.com , this group keeps alive their love for weapons of ancient days. I am proud to have formed this partnership with such a great group of guys and gals. I have also been drawn into their love as you can see at my site http://ufotreb.tripod.com/mainpage.htm . Let's all welcome the trebuchet enthusiasts into the fold and keep the fight going.

Aaron

ARNR Might Be Behind New Anti-Coaster Cartoon

We're not completely certain, but it's probable ARNR is behind this new form of coaster enthusiast slander. Utilizing the cartoon medium is really low.
We hate them.

AA

Iowa Hates ARNR

This bit of info just in from our friend the Rev:

"Iowa hates ARNR. I can tell. Everything about it is just the opposite of everything we know about ARNR. People are friendly and support their country.
People also listen to cool bands like Styx. I know this will prove to be a cool home base for my continued ARNR hatred efforts."

-The Rev

No JL57 bashing on this thread. You'll regret it!

We at AAARN&R feel anyone planning, imagining or otherwise thinking of building a park, Is a good thing.

DON'T DO IT! You'll be sorry!

Funky

Rev Moving to Iowa

Most of you know by now that our good friend "The Reverend" is going to be moving to the fine state of Iowa. Although we'll miss him here on the west coast,
we feel certain he'll "carry the torch" for us in remaining anti-ARNR. We feel confident his closer proximity to the dreaded "towers" will only weaken them in their efforts at ripping coaster-buffs. We're also certain this new move will make the Rev even more "coasty" than ever - with all those "new to him" rides out there.

So... look out ARNR - Rev's moving in your direction.

AA

We take full credit for Zippin Pippin being saved!

Thats right you commie ARN&R guys who've closed parks with Cyclone's, Screechin Eagles and Hurricane force fives.

WE WON ONE!!

NEENER! NEENER! NEENER!

Funky, breaking out the George Clinton on this news!

Mystery Spot Mysteries Revealed

Yes, those jerks at ARNR will probably make fun of us for this, but recent studies by experts are showing the "Mystery Spot" or "Spot(s)" phenomenon to be legit. DVD's and VHS's are currently for sale which document the validity of these spectacular sites. On a side note, with our friend "Rev" turning 40 this month and facing the inevitable mid-life crisis, we're wondering if he might be interested in moving near to one of the Mystery Spot(s) since it's there that... "time flows slower."

AA
(*Also, when my video arrives, I'm certain it will address how Knott's Berry Farm managed to "remove" their "spot")

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REVEREND

One of our founders and one of the first to stand up and be AGAINST the evil onslaught of ARN&R, Is having a Birthday today!

Happy Birthday Reverend (AKA The Rev!)

At least us at AAARN&R apreciate you!

Funky

Rev now listed for insults to Pink Floyd

I really hate to do this but The Reverend has commited AAARN&R blasphamy and is therefore now on THE LIST!

I mean come on, Everyone knows that even five percent seriousness against Pink Floyd is a NO NO in this group. You must absolutely love Pink Floyd to be a Coaster Geek!

Funky, asking katie sadly to put THE REVEREND on THE LIST!

Mall of America's LARGEST Boycott

You didn't think we'd do it. Boy were you wrong.



That's right. This is just ONE of the MASSIVE banners Rev and I hung ALL OVER our fine nation's LARGEST SHOPPING MALL. READ IT AND WEEP YOU JERKS!

AA

AA AND REV SPOTTED AT MALL OF AMERICA!

Just recieved word that upon entering the MOA that AA and Rev spotted very distubing residue left by ARN&R. I'll wait and let them give you the details but AA's first responce to my "How's it going?" question, Was replied to with a "THERE SURE ARE A BUNCH OF COMMIES UP HERE" stated AA, Followed by I even witnessed someone reading from the book of Marxism!"

He told me he waived the AMERICAN FLAG and all hell broke loose!

This is where Rev took over.

Rev Family declined comment other than mentioning, "Many Canadian Commies!"

Rev said the place needs cleansing and it might take longer than expected as Mrs. Rev found the commie shopping to be suitable.

AA mentioned a possible trip to hell if the money holds up, I somehow doubt they'll make it as Canadian Commies are well known for taking everything you got.

Till next update.

DIE! ARN&R! I HATE YOU! HATE! HATE! HATE!

Pink Floyd RULES! ARN&R ARE FOOLS!

DIE!

Funky

I WISH HE WAS STILL HERE! I BLAME ARN&R for Syd Barretts death

Link

I HATE ARN&R, I HATE EM! HATE! HATE!

HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie, some serum please!

DIE! DIE! DIE! ARN&R!

Funky

Boycott Mission Goes Mall of America

That's right. My family along with the "Rev's" are going to Minnesota on Monday. The goal is to trace the remnants and residues left behind by ARNR. While in the Mall of America we'll be handing out anti-ARNR propaganda. We'll be searching for any remnants of ARNR sickness and attitude. We'll be referencing things ARNR probably hated about it, which are all things we like. We'll be doing all this because... We HATE ARNR and are trying to take a trip to get them off our minds. While gone, Funky will be in complete charge of moderating this site. Be good, all of you. Tina, Kate, Bill - all of you. Be good.

AA

The Thread Makes Yet... Another... Comeback

Yes,

The longest standing "thread" in the history of the coaster-web has made yet another comeback.
Personally, however, I resent being called "some nut ball."

AA

Happy Birthday Kelly P of Conneaut Lake PS

Every now and then here at AAARNR we like to pay tribute to special people we like. Rest assured, we really like Kelly P in affiliation with Conneaut Lake Park Preservation Society .
Kelly P is one of our favorite people anywhere. Please help us wish Kelly P a happy birthday.

(there's something you'll never see on ARNR)

AA

Yes, Tina is "Real"

Yes, anonymous, Tina is real.

Not only is she real, she has possibly the coolest picture gallery of anyone on the web.

She's even been contacted by film directors to utilize her shots as "stills" in some film projects.

Enjoy.

AA

The 1 year anniversary of AAArnr. We will beat ARNR!

I figured this would be the perfect day to recognize that our crusade has been alive for over 1 year now. Arnr has met their match, and we will beat them. Whether or not in the 2nd Golden Age but we will eventually. Their site will go down in the flames that they created.

So thank you to all who have been with us for our first year here. We appreciate it.

We love you all so, I am providing therapy to all those that need it this next month free with the new and improved serum for all.

Happy Birthday American's Against ARN&R!

THEE Official AARN&R LIST

Looks like we have some pretty bad people on here....time to make the list official!

AA---the biggest lister of them all
Gator-the hippie that makes no sense...well who knows.
Arnr-the evil mean one himself.
Duncan....just a shame.

Any others, lets add it here people.

Also, any serum refills needed, I have fresh supply!

Katie

Americans Against the Reverend

We never thought we'd see this day come. What's been reported to us, however, is true. Our EX-friend "the Reverend" has attempted to turn the tables on the coaster community with a scathing "expose" of the celebrated new coaster "El Toro." We knew you wouldn't believe it, so read it for yourselves.

As if it isn't bad enough he rips on El Toro with this "wholly rolling" stench (where did he get that junk?) worse yet, he sticks it to two of our all time favorite bands: Journey and Bon Jovi.

Funk has tried to reason with him but it's to no avail.

Sorry Rev, you're on "the List." Take your crummy videos and leave.

It's a truly sad day in Coasterdom.

AA

Apologies to European Friends

Dear ECC,

On behalf of Americans Against ARNR - well... on behalf of all Americans, we want to apologize for members of ARNR being present on your day of fun at SFNE.

We're certain those jerks wrecked your experience. If we'd been there, we'd have defended you with loud, blatant, verbal and visual jabs (including signs and other forms of propaganda). Problem is, some of us would've had to come all the way from California - and they didn't announce the event in time.

(*Others of us, btw, were faithfully representing our clubs at the Holiwood nights event. Those clubs being ACE, Coaster Zombies, and the Woo Group)

AA

"Amusement Business" Publication Goes Under

I hate that. I mean, I REALLY HATE that (I'd provide a link but it's too long and confusing).
I'm concerned that we're losing. I'm sorry.

AA

2nd Golden Age Alive and Well, Thank You

Our researchers have decided to look for posts that bear evidence of the 2nd Golden Age being alive and well. We're going to print their findings because we believe printing the positive is the best way to combat those negative ones at that other unmentionable site. We're of the conclusion that as long as posts like this exist - the 2nd Golden Age will remain as strong as ever. ARNR can EAT THIS as far as we're concerned. So EAT IT, ARNR. There... how does that taste?

AA

Spot the Commie #1

Having been informed by our sources of a Communist sighting, we've decided to start an all new segment here on AAARNR entitled "Spot the Commie." Our first posted Communist sighting is from none other than URC, and he can be spat upon by going right here.

I'm certain we'll be obliged to bring you more Communist sightings in the future.

AA

Yale Library Article: That Was Actually Informative

It's weird to me that I actually found the recent ARNR article both insightful and informative.
I, too, hope the Yale library can get its act together.

AA

We Really Should Bury ARNR

Since I've seen Evil Dead II, I guess I don't have to give up my "nerd pass" - even though I'm offended at being dubbed as someone with a "nerd pass." That guy shouting at his hand was cool. To adjust a certain scenario from Evil Dead (I): After we bodily dismember ARNR - we really should bury ARNR, even though they're NOT our friends.

AA

Donald Fagen Concert - The Return of the 2nd Golden Age

All is well. All "Againsters" are invited to converge at the Donald Fagen of Steely Dan concert
Thursday, March 30. His new album featuring the song "Great Pagoda of Fun" is a tribute to the Old Magic Mountain attraction - I think. ARNR can laugh it up all they want making fun of me and Chuck. They're going down. We've also linked up "real coaster site" to our side-bar link again.

ARNR is finished. It's over now, drink your big black cow, and get out of here.

AA

We lost big time! Purple People Bridge lawsuit

Make no mistake, ARNR&R is definetly behind this one.

Dennis Spiegel and International Theme Park Services (TPA for short) are being sued by a guy by the name of Franklin.

Seems Franklin had the idea for the Purple People Bridge Walk and TPS stole it.

The Purple People Bridge walk is on hold pending a 25 million dollar lawsuit against TPS.

DAMN ARN&R WON'T LET ANYONE HAVE ANY FUN ! Im sure Franklin is up in the towers just giggling away.

Funky

WE WIN!!!!! ...................... Well sort of.

The fact that ARN&R isn't going to update this week is a small victory in the war on ARN&R.

It only proves this, They can't handle it anymore.
They are the real losers.
and they are concieding defeat!

Funky, Who says the second second golden age is about to start!

Thunderbolt vs. Pippin

Looking through old photos I think I'd prefer the "Thunderbolt" at Kennywood to have remained
the old "Pippin." The Pippin looks like it had a great double drop, kind've like the Jackrabbit.

AA

(There, see Duncan, that had nothing to do with ARNR. We're not obsessed with ARNR. We can write articles that have nothing to do with ARNR. Now go away because Funk and I have work to do defending the 2nd Golden Age)

Duncan's Gone But We're Not - Funk's Footage is Here

Yeah, I flushed him as a staff writer. First, he baits the wolves and gets us in trouble with Simon and Schuster (or whatever) publishing . Now, the continued psychoanalysis. I still hate ARNR and I'm still mad at this "Conundrum" person. Mostly, though, I blame Duncan for the mess we're in.

So long, egghead.

AA
**Oh yeah: Check out Funk's Footage**

ARN&R sabotagee?

What happened to Duncans post?

Did ARN&R infiltrate us or something?

If Duncan removed his post. Im very sad.

Funky

Haven't they done enough damage?

Seriously folks! Hasn't ARN&R done enough damage to parks causing them to close?

Lesourdsville, Williams Grove, Santas Village, SF Houston, Liberty Land and many others have either closed or suffer from uncertain futures due to the bashing, beating and torment and even libel from ARN&R.

This must stop!

Yes we are a group that was originally started because we were upset they picked on us. Later we learned that they are causing great damage to our hobby (Amusement Parks). They even pick on a Clown, for cryin out loud!

This also must stop!

Recent reports to me come in that now ARN&R is attacking Quassy! Quassy amusement park in Middleburry CT. Why do they do this? I got ten to one says that nobody on ARN&R's staff has even been to Quassy! If they had their article might be more forgiving than WEBSITE HAS MORE TO OFFER THAN PARK!

These are mean people over at ARN&R. Join Americans against and stop this needless bashing, ridicule and libel of some of our favorite parks!

Save them! Save yourself and Join AAARN&R today! The only website dedicated to defending enthusiast and parks from the evil arn&r.

Funky, who has been to Quassy (by freak of chance btw) and found it to be a beautiful setting and charming park, With more to do than I had time for.

Another ARN&R SUPPORTER FOUND! Boycott them,

We recently found another site that is advertising and promoting ARN&R on their site.

They are doing this using headlines from ARN&R on a newsreader.

The guilty party's site can be found here

Please contact the owner of said site and tell them to stop promoting LYING AND PICKING ON PEOPLE! Thats all ARN&R is good for anyhow. IT'S NOT FUNNY, REALLY!

Funky

Happy New Year from AAARnR

I would personally like to wish everyone a Happy New Year. I hope it is better then 2005. God Bless you all and have the best new year you can!

The Ghost of ARNR Christmas Future

This will be brief, boys, and yet the most terrifying of all your visits. If you keep going in your current direction, the future of Christmas at ALL parks will be like this.
There's still time.

GOARNRCF

We interupt the Christmas Ghost to bring you this important ARN&R find!

Thats right. On the eve of Christmas Eve we have discovered secret footage of JCK being sexy at his computer

Folks, I gotta ask you, How can he call us GEEKS?

JCK unmasked! only on this link

Now back to the ghost of ARN&R Christmas future

Funky

Carrie Fisher: The Ghost of ARNR Christmas Present

OK UP UP UP boys.

Christmas PRESENT time, and NO cracks about why I don't get a lot of ROLES these days.
I still have my Princess Leia fame and that's more than YOU'LL EVER have.

I must say, JCK is lookin' pre-tt-y good in the silk PJ's. The REST of you look like SCRUFFY
NERF-herders so PUT SOMETHING ELSE on.

Alright. Christmas present. The first thing I'm going to make you do is

(bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop)

listen to your OWN PODCAST. You should be ashamed of yourselves, being so deeply entrenched in the dark side like that. Don't you realize that there are good people everywhere
celebrating Christmas differently? Aside from all your coaster buddies hanging coaster park related items on their trees, there are all kinds of people on the right side of the force who are...

(bloop bloop bloop bloop)

having STAR WARS Christmas celebrations, and enjoying reruns of the wonderful STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Still others are (no, you can't look the other way, you HAVE to see this)

(bloop bloop bloop bloop)

...OTHERS are sitting around their STAR TREK TREES and singing STAR TREK CAROLS.

I bet you're feeling bad. Really bad. If you nerfherders think you're in pain now, brace yourself for light-speed ahead in painful torment. What you're about to experience is something that will
have you on your knees. You might NEVER recover from...

(bloop bloop bloop bloop)

THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM. That's right. JUST scroll down to the half-dressed
"ooo la la this aint no Jabba YOUNG BON JOVI" picture and experience CHRISTMAS in the STARS (and as Yoda says: Listen to it you will)

Had enough? It's not over. At URC a young Raptor Timmy isn't posting anything THIS Christmas. He wanted to go to Holiday World 4 or 5 Christmas-es ago and may NEVER get to.
It's your fault. It's also your fault that the Nevada coaster in TINY PRIMM get's such a bad rap. If you don't change your ways, both Rator Timmy and Tiny Primm could go away - forever.

(experience more remorse, pain, blood)

Ok, go to bed before the SUNS come up.

-GOARNRCP Princess Leia

Message from Jacob Marley for ARNR

There's still time for you. Save yourself from this fate.

You will be visited by 3 ghosts.

Jacob Marley

The Site that Stole Christmas

I can't believe the influence of those "ones" has spread this far. Just trying to have a decent Christmas wish list prompts mockery and derision. ARNR HAS to be behind this.

AA

Sources say, ARN&R uses this service to avoid libel charges

We found out how they lie and get away with it

That's right, they actually Pay for Alibies and, therefore, can't be held libel for anything they say about anyone as long as they have someone lying for them

We tried to tell you before that they lie through their teeth. Now we have proof that it's much deeper than that.

Funky

ARNR is a Freemdoom

ARNR is a Freemdoom. AAARNR is NOT a Freemdoom. We're the happy people of Krone Ishta.
Please help us overcome their oppression.

By the way, I haven't posted my picture up until now - but what the hey? This is me and some of my collection details if anyone is interested. It isn't finished yet, so please be patient. Most of my favorite albums and movies aren't posted yet. I'm saving them for last. Up until now I only had a mind to catalogue my coaster/park memorabilia. Have a great day, everyone.

AA

ARN&R picking 14yr olds on Thrill Network. Funny part is, All they can come up with is reruns

ARN&R once again has launched attacks at innocent public at large. This time Thrill Network posters.

They go on to provide links to other stories they've done in the past.

Strangely, About four of the past six articles they've posted have been reflections or reruns of stuff they've already done.

We here at AAARN&R think their contract hasn't been renewed and they are mearly trudging along till they go under.

This is proof that AAARN&R is working!

You'll never see a repeat here!

AAARN&R, Only the strong survive!

Funky

Help! My brain is fried from ARN&R Podcast!

I was accidently given a link to the new Arnr Podcast
and Im feeling kinda dizzy and confused. It's difficult to consentrate and Im having problems spelling.

Whatever you do, Don't listen to it. Fight the urge to listen to it!

You wiapkup oweraakp woaskpaipkear,ip iinarala;erap Therapy!

Slap!
Slap!

Katie, HEWLP!

It could happen to you! Don't listen to it!

Funky, who thinks JCK sounds sexy!

Slap!
Slap!

Thud.

Loops Can be Cool

Loops on coasters can be cool. Sometimes I lose my gum, though.

AA

Are you thankful for AAARN&R?

Without the determination of this group and its founder, I'm sure the world would be a much worse place with ARN&R free to roam the planet uncontested.

People have been helped and cured by AAARN&R, its members and serum. Or friend Boils is back on the scene and all is well except for the state of WEST VIRGINIA (WV for arnr to understand).

No wonder Tina is having relapses living there. ARN&R has decimated that place and continues to fully fund and support the cheap, sleazy dives that exist there.

Im thankful that we have AAARN&R to fight this scurge on our planet.

We should have WV cleaned up in the next decade or so.

Funk

Funky turns 40!

Our own reporter with the "Funk" has turned 40 earlier then expected. Reading ARNR has made him age faster then not reading ARNR. Is that not enough proof for you none believers?

Happy Birthday Funky! Kiss to da Man!

Katie

AAARNR Recommends: "Revenge of the Sith" DVD Release

As a part of a new ongoing series of articles here at AAARNR, we're going to present some recommendations we're certain our readers will appreciate. We're doing this also as a kind of "statement" to show that we can write articles that have nothing to do with... "them." In fact, you'll notice that this article won't even mention... "them." They, of course, will have no interest in the information in these articles, but we don't care what "they" think. Here goes:

AAARNR highly recommends new the release: "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith." With six-never-before seen deleted scenes including introductions by the genious himself (the honorable Mr. Lucas) this DVD is not to be missed for all S.W. buffs (like us). Without spoiling too much, I have to say this: Yoda goes to Dagoba - watch it happen now! Along with lots of excellent trailers and theatrical teasers, there is also a full-length documentary entitled "Within a Minute" giving an in-depth look into the filmaking process of the myriad of people it took to create just one sixty second scene. There is also a cool music video called "A Hero Falls" featuring a John Williams track.

In all, you will NOT be disappointed. It's safe to say that this is our official AAARNR #1 DVD release recommendation for the year 2005 (for more info on this you can go to one of our favorite sites: http://www.supershadow.com/. Being that we're a family site, we recommend not clicking on the sidebar link to the Princess Leia Gold Bikini Pictures).

Happy Viewing

AA

In Memory of Movieland Wax Museum: 1962 - 2005

Yet another casualty (on the long list of them) has gone seemingly unnoticed. Movieland Wax Museum closed its doors on October 31st. Our friend "the Reverend" tells me he attended a High School event with his (future) wife there back in the 80's (back when local cover bands were playing Duran Duran etc - because it was the hottest thing). Closing also is... believe it or not... Ripley's Believe it or Not. Granted, probably most of us haven't been there in a little while... but we would've... if we thought we could go without becoming targets of derision because of it (they, of course, had a wax replication of the Starship Enterprise and its cast - which some of us will make bids on).

How people can't see the connection with ARNR and their types to all this is beyond me. They mock all the things we like including: True Liberty (Libertyland closes); Coasters (Astroworld Closes); Family fun, Star Trek, and Duran Duran (Movieland Wax Museum closes); Real, documented, stories and facts (Ripley's Believe it or Not closes).

Buena Park will never be the same and neither will we. If ARNR isn't stopped we could potentially see Wax Museums closing everywhere.

AA

We Ain't No Like ARNR

We ain't no like ARNR even with or without a Ivy leegue edgucation. You no we hate'm.

AA

AAARnR Salutes Rosa Parks!

Our own Funky reports from the field:
With the recent passing of the Mother of All who refuse to be conformists (Rosa Parks) AAARN&R acknowledges her as the leader and founder of our movement against the evil ARN&R.

Rosa was the only person other than GOD, some twenty five hundred years ago (When God said "let my people go!"), to say: "We're not gonna take it anymore!" She stood her ground, said "I'm free and freedom means I sit where I want to!"

Thus lies the roots of AAARN&R. We rufuse to take the abuses dished out by them and support and defend all who come under attack by this nasty and deceitful group of Internet Bandits.

AAAR&R, like Rosa, says: We will not go gently into the night, we will not give up, without a fight. Stand up with all your might, and end ARN&R's evil blight.

AAARN&R Salutes Rosa Parks.
RIP Rosa 2005

In Memory of Astroworld: 1968 - 2005

Here's something you won't find on ARNR. A tribute "bite" for a park that's soon to be gone - forever: The Thrill is Gone

Feel free to post any of your own memories / comments about this.

AA
(Yes, of course, in some ways we blame ARNR)

ARNR Rips Holiday World and Earns New Acronym

I just CAN'T believe it. After EVERYTHING Holiday World has done to provide us with a QUALITY park for our families, ARNR has to twist their blog into some kind've Satanic sickness! Are there NO boundaries? Is there NO END to them being:

Absolutely

Revolting

N

Reviling

(?)

Since Holiday World (and all the good people like Paula etc) work so hard to provide us with our (arguably) MOST beloved park, for the LIFE of me... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD and DECENT!!!.. I don't know HOW enthusiasts can stay on good terms with ARNR. People PLEASE explain your position - if you even HAVE one.

AA

AAArn&r is working, check this out!

My source that was reluctant to look at ARNR, saw it today, and there has been no new activity for 4 days. We are winning the war guys! Keep boycotting, and check out a real coaster site www.cnajunkies.com Sign up and make ARNR disappear! You know you can't resist the good!

Katie, locked and loaded with the serum gun.

Brittany Lynn Likes ARNR

What better reason could you possibly need to stay away from it?

AA

ARNR not making fun of the Bengals?

My source has just confirmed that ARNR isn't making fun of the Bengals. Wow, I think they have lost it. ARNR join us, and learn to be calm, and not bullies. You know you want to.

Katie, the AAARNR doc on call

Go to a Real Coaster Site

We thought it'd be helpful for people to know where they can find a real coaster site. Most people there hate ARNR just like we do. Here's to CnA Junkies.

(We're certain ARNR will being making fun of it soon)

AA

For the Record: We Officially Support All Podcasts

Unlike what we've recently heard about ARNR smacking Thrillnet's podcast, here at AAARNR we're great fans of all podcasts. Being big fans of Clint Novak, we were previously torn over the way he was treated at a particular website. Once again, we plan on tuning in to Clint, Will, and all other coaster-related podcasts... continuously, and if possible... simultaneously.

However, we would appreciate them not making fun of the Alveys.

Why can't we be friends?

AA

Avid's Gone, You Could Be Next

Don't bug Jack, or you're gone.

AA

Japan Trip Returnees Open Forum About ARNR

Although we were certain the Japan trip people wouldn't be too happy about how they were being scoffed by ARNR, we're now realizing that many of them are more angry than what we originally thought. We admit we do a lot of goofing around (w/ esoteric exchanges etc.) here on AAARNR, but we're going to take a bit of a breather and allow any Japan returnees the opportunity to vent their true feelings about ARNR on the comment section of this article. You're welcome to use your real names, though we'd highly recommend not doing that since you'll make yourself subject to further derision.

Hope this proves to be a service to express yourselves.

AA

Funpark Founder Remains Steadfast Against ARNR

Or at least we think that's what's meant by recent post update. At any rate, JL57/JackM50 refuses to waste time waiting for an apology from ARNR. We'd link you to the site but we can't figure out how. It probably has something to do with copying links and opening windows.

AA

Japan Trip Enthusiasts Get Stinkin' Mad and Pull Plug on ARNR

Yep... and it's about time. To all Japan trip enthusiasts: You'll feel welcome here.

We hate'm too

(However, we'd legitimately like to see the Day 14 pictures, if possible)

AA