THEME PARK REVIEW RIPS OFF COASTER TOOLS

Well, it was only a matter of time before the good people at Coaster Tools (although to be honest I'm a little leery of them) grew too big. Now, their idea for coaster related comics has been stolen by none other than Theme Park Review. These comics about "Little Robby Rob" are obvious rip offs of the much better quality Coaster Tools comics. Hey TPR! Here's an idea, how 'bout you quit stealing crap from other people and come up with something of your own? If I may borrow liberally from the great Dave Dameshek, "Some people may call you guys cool. I've got another name for you. JERKS!"

WHAT DO THESE GUYS KNOW ABOUT IT?

Coaster Tools seems to think they know a lot about making out on Ferris Wheels. I don't think it's true though.

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?

So I noticed that there isn't much going on. You guys didn't all fall to the dark side did you? Don't do it!!! You might think ARNR is funny now, but just wait. Come back you guys. I miss you. :(

THEME PARK REVIEW TURNED INTO SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY SITE!!!

We knew they were trouble, but recent developments at arch-nemesis, Theme Park Review reveals that it is worse than we thought. The site, which was already full of unbelievable filth, has been turned into a soft core pornographic site. We at AAARNR&TPR cannot approve of the blatant pornography seen in many of the pictures. Everything from towel riding and nipple biting to cross dressing, alcoholism, and bestiality is clearly show in the calendar. There are children by the thousands surfing the Internet right now!!! What if one of them should accidentally come across this site? It could start them on a slow downward spiral that could ultimately lead to a life of drug abuse and depravity. These children's parents are very busy and do not have time to supervise their children's' Internet activities. It is up to us as responsible website owners to take care of these children, not the parents!! We strongly urge all of our members NOT to order the TPR calendar and not to visit the site. We will however make exceptions for the following months: July, October, May, July (again?), and especially September. Thank you for your support.

New Member Joins The Boycott

We at AAARNR,TPR,&ASO&CACT are pleased to welcome a super new member to the boycott: Super Steve. Steve is a great guy whose website, www.superstevessupersite.com, offers great information about Midwest amusement parks. On Steve's Super Site you can find pictures of several of the Midwest parks, all the latest amusement park news and info, and finally a great area called "Steveisms" that are rants about various topics Steve holds close to his heart. If you want some info about Midwest parks, or just want to help support the newest member of the Boycott, check out Super Steve's Super Site today.

Sadly, it is only a matter of time before ARNR finds out about Steve's site and makes fun of it. When that happens, we will be here to support Steve and welcome him back into the open arms of the Boycott.

Welcome aboard buddy.

One Down, One To Go

The original purpose of the Boycott was to shut down the tabloid known as Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors. Today I am proud to announce that we have achieved that goal! The website has not been updated in almost two weeks, no one is posting anything to their comments section, and their crappy message boards have been dead ever since that coward Ripper realized he was no match for me intellectually. I would personally like to thank everyone for their support of the Boycott and congratulate you all on accomplishing our primary objective. Now if we can just take care of Theme Park Review, our job will be complete.

Thank you again,

Aaron