The Ghost of ARNR Christmas Future

This will be brief, boys, and yet the most terrifying of all your visits. If you keep going in your current direction, the future of Christmas at ALL parks will be like this.
There's still time.

GOARNRCF

We interupt the Christmas Ghost to bring you this important ARN&R find!

Thats right. On the eve of Christmas Eve we have discovered secret footage of JCK being sexy at his computer

Folks, I gotta ask you, How can he call us GEEKS?

JCK unmasked! only on this link

Now back to the ghost of ARN&R Christmas future

Funky

Carrie Fisher: The Ghost of ARNR Christmas Present

OK UP UP UP boys.

Christmas PRESENT time, and NO cracks about why I don't get a lot of ROLES these days.
I still have my Princess Leia fame and that's more than YOU'LL EVER have.

I must say, JCK is lookin' pre-tt-y good in the silk PJ's. The REST of you look like SCRUFFY
NERF-herders so PUT SOMETHING ELSE on.

Alright. Christmas present. The first thing I'm going to make you do is

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listen to your OWN PODCAST. You should be ashamed of yourselves, being so deeply entrenched in the dark side like that. Don't you realize that there are good people everywhere
celebrating Christmas differently? Aside from all your coaster buddies hanging coaster park related items on their trees, there are all kinds of people on the right side of the force who are...

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having STAR WARS Christmas celebrations, and enjoying reruns of the wonderful STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Still others are (no, you can't look the other way, you HAVE to see this)

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...OTHERS are sitting around their STAR TREK TREES and singing STAR TREK CAROLS.

I bet you're feeling bad. Really bad. If you nerfherders think you're in pain now, brace yourself for light-speed ahead in painful torment. What you're about to experience is something that will
have you on your knees. You might NEVER recover from...

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THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM. That's right. JUST scroll down to the half-dressed
"ooo la la this aint no Jabba YOUNG BON JOVI" picture and experience CHRISTMAS in the STARS (and as Yoda says: Listen to it you will)

Had enough? It's not over. At URC a young Raptor Timmy isn't posting anything THIS Christmas. He wanted to go to Holiday World 4 or 5 Christmas-es ago and may NEVER get to.
It's your fault. It's also your fault that the Nevada coaster in TINY PRIMM get's such a bad rap. If you don't change your ways, both Rator Timmy and Tiny Primm could go away - forever.

(experience more remorse, pain, blood)

Ok, go to bed before the SUNS come up.

-GOARNRCP Princess Leia

Message from Jacob Marley for ARNR

There's still time for you. Save yourself from this fate.

You will be visited by 3 ghosts.

Jacob Marley

The Site that Stole Christmas

I can't believe the influence of those "ones" has spread this far. Just trying to have a decent Christmas wish list prompts mockery and derision. ARNR HAS to be behind this.

AA

Sources say, ARN&R uses this service to avoid libel charges

We found out how they lie and get away with it

That's right, they actually Pay for Alibies and, therefore, can't be held libel for anything they say about anyone as long as they have someone lying for them

We tried to tell you before that they lie through their teeth. Now we have proof that it's much deeper than that.

Funky

ARNR is a Freemdoom

ARNR is a Freemdoom. AAARNR is NOT a Freemdoom. We're the happy people of Krone Ishta.
Please help us overcome their oppression.

By the way, I haven't posted my picture up until now - but what the hey? This is me and some of my collection details if anyone is interested. It isn't finished yet, so please be patient. Most of my favorite albums and movies aren't posted yet. I'm saving them for last. Up until now I only had a mind to catalogue my coaster/park memorabilia. Have a great day, everyone.

AA

ARN&R picking 14yr olds on Thrill Network. Funny part is, All they can come up with is reruns

ARN&R once again has launched attacks at innocent public at large. This time Thrill Network posters.

They go on to provide links to other stories they've done in the past.

Strangely, About four of the past six articles they've posted have been reflections or reruns of stuff they've already done.

We here at AAARN&R think their contract hasn't been renewed and they are mearly trudging along till they go under.

This is proof that AAARN&R is working!

You'll never see a repeat here!

AAARN&R, Only the strong survive!

Funky

Help! My brain is fried from ARN&R Podcast!

I was accidently given a link to the new Arnr Podcast
and Im feeling kinda dizzy and confused. It's difficult to consentrate and Im having problems spelling.

Whatever you do, Don't listen to it. Fight the urge to listen to it!

You wiapkup oweraakp woaskpaipkear,ip iinarala;erap Therapy!

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Katie, HEWLP!

It could happen to you! Don't listen to it!

Funky, who thinks JCK sounds sexy!

Slap!
Slap!

Thud.