Friday, July 21, 2006

Boycott Mission Goes Mall of America

That's right. My family along with the "Rev's" are going to Minnesota on Monday. The goal is to trace the remnants and residues left behind by ARNR. While in the Mall of America we'll be handing out anti-ARNR propaganda. We'll be searching for any remnants of ARNR sickness and attitude. We'll be referencing things ARNR probably hated about it, which are all things we like. We'll be doing all this because... We HATE ARNR and are trying to take a trip to get them off our minds. While gone, Funky will be in complete charge of moderating this site. Be good, all of you. Tina, Kate, Bill - all of you. Be good.

AA

14 comments:

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Will AA and Rev be visiting Hell as well?

Please save the place, It isn't so bad!

Funky, Now in charge.

Katie said...

Hey, I have no problem being good. I have plenty of serum to hand out if need be.

Katie, locked and loaded.

Anonymous said...

How much we can do in Wisconsin (etc) will depend on how much money gets spent at THEE MALL.
Thinking down those lines... no... nothing else will be done.

If I do get to descend into the pit, I fully expect to see some remnants of ARNR in there.

-Rev

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Oh its there, They tore down fences so enthusiast would venture into restricted coaster areas ect.

Even Hades lifthill motor house was wide open when we got there after ARN&R.

Not to mention a 700ft long hole in the ground leading to HELL.

Mrs Rev I think might even like Hell in the front row.

Anyway, that place needs annointing after ARN&R.

Funky

Anonymous said...

Is is ok if I follow you guys to the Mall Of America and plaster Boils flyers over your anti-ARN&R flyers?

Boils is making me do it!

I really need to stop throwing darts at him, but those games on his site are brainwashing me! There is a lot of subliminal messages during the intro music...

Doesn't anyone else here these messages?...........

"Jack Of Hearts is cool" "Funky must die!" "Duran Duran are dorks" "No serum will work on you!" "AAARN&R are dorks!" "Tastes like chicken!"

I think I need something WAY stonger than serum.....maybe a lobotomy?

Anonymous said...

Tina, I'm scared for you.

Did I even tell you guys about the time I almost got beat up at a
coaster dinner event?

-Rev

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Thats it Tina, No more fence. Your on the list!

Funky

Anonymous said...

Tina, I am viamently anti ARN&R.

The sublimital messages are anti ARN&R propoganda so I don't know where you cam up with this line from my site.

Play to games and call me in the morning.

Boils the Clown.

Anonymous said...

That's what I get for taking those tranquilizers. I should of read the warning label...

"WARNING: Do not mix with anti-ARN&R serum! This could cause catastrophic effects! Please sign the enclosed waiver and return ASAP so you can't sue us you dork!"

Uh oh.....

I am so confused.


I am sorry.


Rev, I thought you were at our table most of the time?

Anonymous said...

I almost got beat up.
I came very close - this year... (2006)... to getting beat up.

-Rev

Anonymous said...

^
You probably deserved it.

Weekly

Anonymous said...

Who would beat up the Rev? He's a cutie. :-)

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

I got footage of Rob Wilson getting beat up!

Must have been bad, I didn't see him this fourth of july.

Funky

Anonymous said...

If I witnessed you're "close to getting beat up" incident, Rev, you weren't NEARLY as close as you may have (reasonably) thought...

When I happen to tick someone off, I'm unusually adept at de-fusing and diffusing...but I guess NY/LA is more of a competition than SFMM vs. CP. ;~)