Apologies to European Friends

Dear ECC,

On behalf of Americans Against ARNR - well... on behalf of all Americans, we want to apologize for members of ARNR being present on your day of fun at SFNE.

We're certain those jerks wrecked your experience. If we'd been there, we'd have defended you with loud, blatant, verbal and visual jabs (including signs and other forms of propaganda). Problem is, some of us would've had to come all the way from California - and they didn't announce the event in time.

(*Others of us, btw, were faithfully representing our clubs at the Holiwood nights event. Those clubs being ACE, Coaster Zombies, and the Woo Group)

AA

"Amusement Business" Publication Goes Under

I hate that. I mean, I REALLY HATE that (I'd provide a link but it's too long and confusing).
I'm concerned that we're losing. I'm sorry.

AA

2nd Golden Age Alive and Well, Thank You

Our researchers have decided to look for posts that bear evidence of the 2nd Golden Age being alive and well. We're going to print their findings because we believe printing the positive is the best way to combat those negative ones at that other unmentionable site. We're of the conclusion that as long as posts like this exist - the 2nd Golden Age will remain as strong as ever. ARNR can EAT THIS as far as we're concerned. So EAT IT, ARNR. There... how does that taste?

AA

Spot the Commie #1

Having been informed by our sources of a Communist sighting, we've decided to start an all new segment here on AAARNR entitled "Spot the Commie." Our first posted Communist sighting is from none other than URC, and he can be spat upon by going right here.

I'm certain we'll be obliged to bring you more Communist sightings in the future.

AA

Yale Library Article: That Was Actually Informative

It's weird to me that I actually found the recent ARNR article both insightful and informative.
I, too, hope the Yale library can get its act together.

AA

We Really Should Bury ARNR

Since I've seen Evil Dead II, I guess I don't have to give up my "nerd pass" - even though I'm offended at being dubbed as someone with a "nerd pass." That guy shouting at his hand was cool. To adjust a certain scenario from Evil Dead (I): After we bodily dismember ARNR - we really should bury ARNR, even though they're NOT our friends.

AA

Donald Fagen Concert - The Return of the 2nd Golden Age

All is well. All "Againsters" are invited to converge at the Donald Fagen of Steely Dan concert
Thursday, March 30. His new album featuring the song "Great Pagoda of Fun" is a tribute to the Old Magic Mountain attraction - I think. ARNR can laugh it up all they want making fun of me and Chuck. They're going down. We've also linked up "real coaster site" to our side-bar link again.

ARNR is finished. It's over now, drink your big black cow, and get out of here.

AA

We lost big time! Purple People Bridge lawsuit

Make no mistake, ARNR&R is definetly behind this one.

Dennis Spiegel and International Theme Park Services (TPA for short) are being sued by a guy by the name of Franklin.

Seems Franklin had the idea for the Purple People Bridge Walk and TPS stole it.

The Purple People Bridge walk is on hold pending a 25 million dollar lawsuit against TPS.

DAMN ARN&R WON'T LET ANYONE HAVE ANY FUN ! Im sure Franklin is up in the towers just giggling away.

Funky

WE WIN!!!!! ...................... Well sort of.

The fact that ARN&R isn't going to update this week is a small victory in the war on ARN&R.

It only proves this, They can't handle it anymore.
They are the real losers.
and they are concieding defeat!

Funky, Who says the second second golden age is about to start!

Thunderbolt vs. Pippin

Looking through old photos I think I'd prefer the "Thunderbolt" at Kennywood to have remained
the old "Pippin." The Pippin looks like it had a great double drop, kind've like the Jackrabbit.

AA

(There, see Duncan, that had nothing to do with ARNR. We're not obsessed with ARNR. We can write articles that have nothing to do with ARNR. Now go away because Funk and I have work to do defending the 2nd Golden Age)

Duncan's Gone But We're Not - Funk's Footage is Here

Yeah, I flushed him as a staff writer. First, he baits the wolves and gets us in trouble with Simon and Schuster (or whatever) publishing . Now, the continued psychoanalysis. I still hate ARNR and I'm still mad at this "Conundrum" person. Mostly, though, I blame Duncan for the mess we're in.

So long, egghead.

AA
**Oh yeah: Check out Funk's Footage**

ARN&R sabotagee?

What happened to Duncans post?

Did ARN&R infiltrate us or something?

If Duncan removed his post. Im very sad.

Funky

Haven't they done enough damage?

Seriously folks! Hasn't ARN&R done enough damage to parks causing them to close?

Lesourdsville, Williams Grove, Santas Village, SF Houston, Liberty Land and many others have either closed or suffer from uncertain futures due to the bashing, beating and torment and even libel from ARN&R.

This must stop!

Yes we are a group that was originally started because we were upset they picked on us. Later we learned that they are causing great damage to our hobby (Amusement Parks). They even pick on a Clown, for cryin out loud!

This also must stop!

Recent reports to me come in that now ARN&R is attacking Quassy! Quassy amusement park in Middleburry CT. Why do they do this? I got ten to one says that nobody on ARN&R's staff has even been to Quassy! If they had their article might be more forgiving than WEBSITE HAS MORE TO OFFER THAN PARK!

These are mean people over at ARN&R. Join Americans against and stop this needless bashing, ridicule and libel of some of our favorite parks!

Save them! Save yourself and Join AAARN&R today! The only website dedicated to defending enthusiast and parks from the evil arn&r.

Funky, who has been to Quassy (by freak of chance btw) and found it to be a beautiful setting and charming park, With more to do than I had time for.

Another ARN&R SUPPORTER FOUND! Boycott them,

We recently found another site that is advertising and promoting ARN&R on their site.

They are doing this using headlines from ARN&R on a newsreader.

The guilty party's site can be found here

Please contact the owner of said site and tell them to stop promoting LYING AND PICKING ON PEOPLE! Thats all ARN&R is good for anyhow. IT'S NOT FUNNY, REALLY!

Funky

Happy New Year from AAARnR

I would personally like to wish everyone a Happy New Year. I hope it is better then 2005. God Bless you all and have the best new year you can!

The Ghost of ARNR Christmas Future

This will be brief, boys, and yet the most terrifying of all your visits. If you keep going in your current direction, the future of Christmas at ALL parks will be like this.
There's still time.

GOARNRCF

We interupt the Christmas Ghost to bring you this important ARN&R find!

Thats right. On the eve of Christmas Eve we have discovered secret footage of JCK being sexy at his computer

Folks, I gotta ask you, How can he call us GEEKS?

JCK unmasked! only on this link

Now back to the ghost of ARN&R Christmas future

Funky

Carrie Fisher: The Ghost of ARNR Christmas Present

OK UP UP UP boys.

Christmas PRESENT time, and NO cracks about why I don't get a lot of ROLES these days.
I still have my Princess Leia fame and that's more than YOU'LL EVER have.

I must say, JCK is lookin' pre-tt-y good in the silk PJ's. The REST of you look like SCRUFFY
NERF-herders so PUT SOMETHING ELSE on.

Alright. Christmas present. The first thing I'm going to make you do is

(bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop)

listen to your OWN PODCAST. You should be ashamed of yourselves, being so deeply entrenched in the dark side like that. Don't you realize that there are good people everywhere
celebrating Christmas differently? Aside from all your coaster buddies hanging coaster park related items on their trees, there are all kinds of people on the right side of the force who are...

(bloop bloop bloop bloop)

having STAR WARS Christmas celebrations, and enjoying reruns of the wonderful STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Still others are (no, you can't look the other way, you HAVE to see this)

(bloop bloop bloop bloop)

...OTHERS are sitting around their STAR TREK TREES and singing STAR TREK CAROLS.

I bet you're feeling bad. Really bad. If you nerfherders think you're in pain now, brace yourself for light-speed ahead in painful torment. What you're about to experience is something that will
have you on your knees. You might NEVER recover from...

(bloop bloop bloop bloop)

THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM. That's right. JUST scroll down to the half-dressed
"ooo la la this aint no Jabba YOUNG BON JOVI" picture and experience CHRISTMAS in the STARS (and as Yoda says: Listen to it you will)

Had enough? It's not over. At URC a young Raptor Timmy isn't posting anything THIS Christmas. He wanted to go to Holiday World 4 or 5 Christmas-es ago and may NEVER get to.
It's your fault. It's also your fault that the Nevada coaster in TINY PRIMM get's such a bad rap. If you don't change your ways, both Rator Timmy and Tiny Primm could go away - forever.

(experience more remorse, pain, blood)

Ok, go to bed before the SUNS come up.

-GOARNRCP Princess Leia

Message from Jacob Marley for ARNR

There's still time for you. Save yourself from this fate.

You will be visited by 3 ghosts.

Jacob Marley

The Site that Stole Christmas

I can't believe the influence of those "ones" has spread this far. Just trying to have a decent Christmas wish list prompts mockery and derision. ARNR HAS to be behind this.

AA