ARNR Might Be Behind New Anti-Coaster Cartoon

We're not completely certain, but it's probable ARNR is behind this new form of coaster enthusiast slander. Utilizing the cartoon medium is really low.
We hate them.

AA

Iowa Hates ARNR

This bit of info just in from our friend the Rev:

"Iowa hates ARNR. I can tell. Everything about it is just the opposite of everything we know about ARNR. People are friendly and support their country.
People also listen to cool bands like Styx. I know this will prove to be a cool home base for my continued ARNR hatred efforts."

-The Rev

No JL57 bashing on this thread. You'll regret it!

We at AAARN&R feel anyone planning, imagining or otherwise thinking of building a park, Is a good thing.

DON'T DO IT! You'll be sorry!

Funky

Rev Moving to Iowa

Most of you know by now that our good friend "The Reverend" is going to be moving to the fine state of Iowa. Although we'll miss him here on the west coast,
we feel certain he'll "carry the torch" for us in remaining anti-ARNR. We feel confident his closer proximity to the dreaded "towers" will only weaken them in their efforts at ripping coaster-buffs. We're also certain this new move will make the Rev even more "coasty" than ever - with all those "new to him" rides out there.

So... look out ARNR - Rev's moving in your direction.

AA

We take full credit for Zippin Pippin being saved!

Thats right you commie ARN&R guys who've closed parks with Cyclone's, Screechin Eagles and Hurricane force fives.

WE WON ONE!!

NEENER! NEENER! NEENER!

Funky, breaking out the George Clinton on this news!

Mystery Spot Mysteries Revealed

Yes, those jerks at ARNR will probably make fun of us for this, but recent studies by experts are showing the "Mystery Spot" or "Spot(s)" phenomenon to be legit. DVD's and VHS's are currently for sale which document the validity of these spectacular sites. On a side note, with our friend "Rev" turning 40 this month and facing the inevitable mid-life crisis, we're wondering if he might be interested in moving near to one of the Mystery Spot(s) since it's there that... "time flows slower."

AA
(*Also, when my video arrives, I'm certain it will address how Knott's Berry Farm managed to "remove" their "spot")

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REVEREND

One of our founders and one of the first to stand up and be AGAINST the evil onslaught of ARN&R, Is having a Birthday today!

Happy Birthday Reverend (AKA The Rev!)

At least us at AAARN&R apreciate you!

Funky

Rev now listed for insults to Pink Floyd

I really hate to do this but The Reverend has commited AAARN&R blasphamy and is therefore now on THE LIST!

I mean come on, Everyone knows that even five percent seriousness against Pink Floyd is a NO NO in this group. You must absolutely love Pink Floyd to be a Coaster Geek!

Funky, asking katie sadly to put THE REVEREND on THE LIST!

Mall of America's LARGEST Boycott

You didn't think we'd do it. Boy were you wrong.



That's right. This is just ONE of the MASSIVE banners Rev and I hung ALL OVER our fine nation's LARGEST SHOPPING MALL. READ IT AND WEEP YOU JERKS!

AA

AA AND REV SPOTTED AT MALL OF AMERICA!

Just recieved word that upon entering the MOA that AA and Rev spotted very distubing residue left by ARN&R. I'll wait and let them give you the details but AA's first responce to my "How's it going?" question, Was replied to with a "THERE SURE ARE A BUNCH OF COMMIES UP HERE" stated AA, Followed by I even witnessed someone reading from the book of Marxism!"

He told me he waived the AMERICAN FLAG and all hell broke loose!

This is where Rev took over.

Rev Family declined comment other than mentioning, "Many Canadian Commies!"

Rev said the place needs cleansing and it might take longer than expected as Mrs. Rev found the commie shopping to be suitable.

AA mentioned a possible trip to hell if the money holds up, I somehow doubt they'll make it as Canadian Commies are well known for taking everything you got.

Till next update.

DIE! ARN&R! I HATE YOU! HATE! HATE! HATE!

Pink Floyd RULES! ARN&R ARE FOOLS!

DIE!

Funky

I WISH HE WAS STILL HERE! I BLAME ARN&R for Syd Barretts death

Link

I HATE ARN&R, I HATE EM! HATE! HATE!

HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie, some serum please!

DIE! DIE! DIE! ARN&R!

Funky

Boycott Mission Goes Mall of America

That's right. My family along with the "Rev's" are going to Minnesota on Monday. The goal is to trace the remnants and residues left behind by ARNR. While in the Mall of America we'll be handing out anti-ARNR propaganda. We'll be searching for any remnants of ARNR sickness and attitude. We'll be referencing things ARNR probably hated about it, which are all things we like. We'll be doing all this because... We HATE ARNR and are trying to take a trip to get them off our minds. While gone, Funky will be in complete charge of moderating this site. Be good, all of you. Tina, Kate, Bill - all of you. Be good.

AA

The Thread Makes Yet... Another... Comeback

Yes,

The longest standing "thread" in the history of the coaster-web has made yet another comeback.
Personally, however, I resent being called "some nut ball."

AA

Happy Birthday Kelly P of Conneaut Lake PS

Every now and then here at AAARNR we like to pay tribute to special people we like. Rest assured, we really like Kelly P in affiliation with Conneaut Lake Park Preservation Society .
Kelly P is one of our favorite people anywhere. Please help us wish Kelly P a happy birthday.

(there's something you'll never see on ARNR)

AA

Yes, Tina is "Real"

Yes, anonymous, Tina is real.

Not only is she real, she has possibly the coolest picture gallery of anyone on the web.

She's even been contacted by film directors to utilize her shots as "stills" in some film projects.

Enjoy.

AA

The 1 year anniversary of AAArnr. We will beat ARNR!

I figured this would be the perfect day to recognize that our crusade has been alive for over 1 year now. Arnr has met their match, and we will beat them. Whether or not in the 2nd Golden Age but we will eventually. Their site will go down in the flames that they created.

So thank you to all who have been with us for our first year here. We appreciate it.

We love you all so, I am providing therapy to all those that need it this next month free with the new and improved serum for all.

Happy Birthday American's Against ARN&R!

THEE Official AARN&R LIST

Looks like we have some pretty bad people on here....time to make the list official!

AA---the biggest lister of them all
Gator-the hippie that makes no sense...well who knows.
Arnr-the evil mean one himself.
Duncan....just a shame.

Any others, lets add it here people.

Also, any serum refills needed, I have fresh supply!

Katie

Americans Against the Reverend

We never thought we'd see this day come. What's been reported to us, however, is true. Our EX-friend "the Reverend" has attempted to turn the tables on the coaster community with a scathing "expose" of the celebrated new coaster "El Toro." We knew you wouldn't believe it, so read it for yourselves.

As if it isn't bad enough he rips on El Toro with this "wholly rolling" stench (where did he get that junk?) worse yet, he sticks it to two of our all time favorite bands: Journey and Bon Jovi.

Funk has tried to reason with him but it's to no avail.

Sorry Rev, you're on "the List." Take your crummy videos and leave.

It's a truly sad day in Coasterdom.

AA

Apologies to European Friends

Dear ECC,

On behalf of Americans Against ARNR - well... on behalf of all Americans, we want to apologize for members of ARNR being present on your day of fun at SFNE.

We're certain those jerks wrecked your experience. If we'd been there, we'd have defended you with loud, blatant, verbal and visual jabs (including signs and other forms of propaganda). Problem is, some of us would've had to come all the way from California - and they didn't announce the event in time.

(*Others of us, btw, were faithfully representing our clubs at the Holiwood nights event. Those clubs being ACE, Coaster Zombies, and the Woo Group)

AA

"Amusement Business" Publication Goes Under

I hate that. I mean, I REALLY HATE that (I'd provide a link but it's too long and confusing).
I'm concerned that we're losing. I'm sorry.

AA