Theme Park Review part of Luciferian New World Order Agenda

AAARNR sources have confirmed what has been suspected for years: the heads of Theme Park Review, Robb and Ellisa Alvey, are part of a multi-national plan to control the world. The Illuminati (meaning "enlightened ones") have been working underground since before the time of Christ to rule the world. This group consists of several hundred of the most influencial people in the world: politicians, members of royal familes, businessmen, and even heads of hobbyist clubs like Theme Park Review. On a recent TPR trip to Japan, the duo were conspicuously absent from a session of ERT. Inside sources confirm that the two were at a top secret meeting instead. Also in attendance at the meeting were Vice President Dick Cheney, J.K. Rowling of Harry Potter fame, and billionaire Ted Turner. Details of the meeting are obviously not available but rumor has it that the removal of Six Flags Theme Parks was part of the agenda. Shortly afterwards, Six Flags sold off a bunch of parks. Beware of getting too close to these two Illuminati members. The NWO has a goal of lowering the Earth's population to under half a billion people (that's 95% of the people alive dead). Remember this next time you give money to TPR.

ARNR LOSING THE WAR

According to rcdb.com (one of the best sites on the web), there will be 72 new coasters opening in 2007. Sure, they may have shut down a couple of rides here and there, but 72 NEW COASTERS! Woohoo! Take that ARNR!

In related news, Theme Park Review has already planned a trip to ride all 72 new coasters. The trip will cost $6.3 million and is only available to the first 20 people. It will include ERT and stuff. You can even get a mediocre DVD of the trip included in the cost. The first 10 people to sign up even get an autographed picture of Robb and Elissa. Hurry! Spots are filling up quick. Don't delay. Act now!

AAARNR Votes and the results are in:

Meg is a hottie!!!!!

Ignore the Article Below

Ignore the article below. We've changed our minds
AA

We're with Alvey

If Alvey hates it, we hate it. Period.
We TOLD you so.

Hate it.

Hate it now.

AA

WE WILL SLAY THAT ARNR WHALE! (WE SWEAR IT!)

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"

Well, I don't know about the spit part but if it comes down too that!

Funky

I'm Back (With A Vengeance)

First of all, I apologize to everyone for my absence in recent days. I was sent on a top secret undercover operation that required my full attention. I am, however, back and ready to fight. I bring with me a great new group of people who have agreed to join us in our fight against ARNR. They are the trebuchet enthusiasts of the world. Like coaster enthusiasts, this group have been repeatedly belittled for their love of medieval siege weaponry. I'm sure if ARNR found out about these people, they would be their next target of attack. Through websites like www.thehurl.org or www.trebuchet.com , this group keeps alive their love for weapons of ancient days. I am proud to have formed this partnership with such a great group of guys and gals. I have also been drawn into their love as you can see at my site http://ufotreb.tripod.com/mainpage.htm . Let's all welcome the trebuchet enthusiasts into the fold and keep the fight going.

Aaron

ARNR Might Be Behind New Anti-Coaster Cartoon

We're not completely certain, but it's probable ARNR is behind this new form of coaster enthusiast slander. Utilizing the cartoon medium is really low.
We hate them.

AA

Iowa Hates ARNR

This bit of info just in from our friend the Rev:

"Iowa hates ARNR. I can tell. Everything about it is just the opposite of everything we know about ARNR. People are friendly and support their country.
People also listen to cool bands like Styx. I know this will prove to be a cool home base for my continued ARNR hatred efforts."

-The Rev

No JL57 bashing on this thread. You'll regret it!

We at AAARN&R feel anyone planning, imagining or otherwise thinking of building a park, Is a good thing.

DON'T DO IT! You'll be sorry!

Funky

Rev Moving to Iowa

Most of you know by now that our good friend "The Reverend" is going to be moving to the fine state of Iowa. Although we'll miss him here on the west coast,
we feel certain he'll "carry the torch" for us in remaining anti-ARNR. We feel confident his closer proximity to the dreaded "towers" will only weaken them in their efforts at ripping coaster-buffs. We're also certain this new move will make the Rev even more "coasty" than ever - with all those "new to him" rides out there.

So... look out ARNR - Rev's moving in your direction.

AA

We take full credit for Zippin Pippin being saved!

Thats right you commie ARN&R guys who've closed parks with Cyclone's, Screechin Eagles and Hurricane force fives.

WE WON ONE!!

NEENER! NEENER! NEENER!

Funky, breaking out the George Clinton on this news!

Mystery Spot Mysteries Revealed

Yes, those jerks at ARNR will probably make fun of us for this, but recent studies by experts are showing the "Mystery Spot" or "Spot(s)" phenomenon to be legit. DVD's and VHS's are currently for sale which document the validity of these spectacular sites. On a side note, with our friend "Rev" turning 40 this month and facing the inevitable mid-life crisis, we're wondering if he might be interested in moving near to one of the Mystery Spot(s) since it's there that... "time flows slower."

AA
(*Also, when my video arrives, I'm certain it will address how Knott's Berry Farm managed to "remove" their "spot")

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REVEREND

One of our founders and one of the first to stand up and be AGAINST the evil onslaught of ARN&R, Is having a Birthday today!

Happy Birthday Reverend (AKA The Rev!)

At least us at AAARN&R apreciate you!

Funky

Rev now listed for insults to Pink Floyd

I really hate to do this but The Reverend has commited AAARN&R blasphamy and is therefore now on THE LIST!

I mean come on, Everyone knows that even five percent seriousness against Pink Floyd is a NO NO in this group. You must absolutely love Pink Floyd to be a Coaster Geek!

Funky, asking katie sadly to put THE REVEREND on THE LIST!

Mall of America's LARGEST Boycott

You didn't think we'd do it. Boy were you wrong.



That's right. This is just ONE of the MASSIVE banners Rev and I hung ALL OVER our fine nation's LARGEST SHOPPING MALL. READ IT AND WEEP YOU JERKS!

AA

AA AND REV SPOTTED AT MALL OF AMERICA!

Just recieved word that upon entering the MOA that AA and Rev spotted very distubing residue left by ARN&R. I'll wait and let them give you the details but AA's first responce to my "How's it going?" question, Was replied to with a "THERE SURE ARE A BUNCH OF COMMIES UP HERE" stated AA, Followed by I even witnessed someone reading from the book of Marxism!"

He told me he waived the AMERICAN FLAG and all hell broke loose!

This is where Rev took over.

Rev Family declined comment other than mentioning, "Many Canadian Commies!"

Rev said the place needs cleansing and it might take longer than expected as Mrs. Rev found the commie shopping to be suitable.

AA mentioned a possible trip to hell if the money holds up, I somehow doubt they'll make it as Canadian Commies are well known for taking everything you got.

Till next update.

DIE! ARN&R! I HATE YOU! HATE! HATE! HATE!

Pink Floyd RULES! ARN&R ARE FOOLS!

DIE!

Funky

I WISH HE WAS STILL HERE! I BLAME ARN&R for Syd Barretts death

Link

I HATE ARN&R, I HATE EM! HATE! HATE!

HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie, some serum please!

DIE! DIE! DIE! ARN&R!

Funky

Boycott Mission Goes Mall of America

That's right. My family along with the "Rev's" are going to Minnesota on Monday. The goal is to trace the remnants and residues left behind by ARNR. While in the Mall of America we'll be handing out anti-ARNR propaganda. We'll be searching for any remnants of ARNR sickness and attitude. We'll be referencing things ARNR probably hated about it, which are all things we like. We'll be doing all this because... We HATE ARNR and are trying to take a trip to get them off our minds. While gone, Funky will be in complete charge of moderating this site. Be good, all of you. Tina, Kate, Bill - all of you. Be good.

AA

The Thread Makes Yet... Another... Comeback

Yes,

The longest standing "thread" in the history of the coaster-web has made yet another comeback.
Personally, however, I resent being called "some nut ball."

AA