Monday, May 29, 2006

Apologies to European Friends

Dear ECC,

On behalf of Americans Against ARNR - well... on behalf of all Americans, we want to apologize for members of ARNR being present on your day of fun at SFNE.

We're certain those jerks wrecked your experience. If we'd been there, we'd have defended you with loud, blatant, verbal and visual jabs (including signs and other forms of propaganda). Problem is, some of us would've had to come all the way from California - and they didn't announce the event in time.

(*Others of us, btw, were faithfully representing our clubs at the Holiwood nights event. Those clubs being ACE, Coaster Zombies, and the Woo Group)

AA

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

You really would've shown up to one of their events? That I'd like to see

Anonymous said...

What's the "Woo" group?

Steve

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you don't know the "Woo" group. The "Woo group" is one of our coaster clubs of choice.

AA

Katie said...

WOO WOO!! Serum is needed after this weekend at Holiday World and Beech Bend!

Anonymous said...

Yes, several strange text messages have been received. Our friend "the
Reverend" got so depressed he considered killing himself.

Good thing we were able to redirect his efforts at hating ARNR.

AA

Anonymous said...

Huh. We thought that was you throwing feces at us. I guess that was just employees.

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

We suceeded in keeping ARN&R from ruining HW Nights

Take that you heathans!

Funky, who actually got a few snaps and hit a tree on his one HW flyer ride this past weekend!

AmericanAgainst said...

Snapping flyers, batman, the 2nd Golden Age might just be coming back!

AA

Katie said...

Hear Hear!!! The 2nd Golden Age has returned says the Queen of all Divas.

And if you don't like it, take some serum!

Anonymous said...

So AAARNR is also against trees?

For shame.

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

No, we are against ARN&R.

We like trees!

Funky

Anonymous said...

Then why did you brag about hitting one of our leafy friends?

Katie said...

Because when you snap a set of flyers, you are allowed to trim trees. Actually it is required practice among enhusiasts. It is actually in our AAArnr handbook.

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

For the same reasons Im for allowing hunting or wildlife management, For the same reasons Im for selective harvesting of trees.

One of our members was about burned out of house, home and community due to uncontroled growth. Come to the midwest and the deer outnumber people about 3-1.

Now just imagine if trees wern't trimmed, Everyone would have to carry a machetie just to walk ten feet.

I prefer to have fun trimming trees, not cutting them down, not butchering them, Trimming!

Get it? Got it? Good!

Chuck, who really thinks this is a ARN&R plot to ban flying skooters!

Anonymous said...

Good Grief! Butterfly Hill?

A Tree-hugging commie.

The worst kind!

AA

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Wow, I wasn't gonna go there, But Im glad you did!

Anonymous said...

I think you're all quite SILLY indeed...

I think that may be why I keep coming back....

Which flyers are best for "trimming"? Knoebels is close to the trees, I seem to recall that HW's has good *proximity*, but not the easiest set to snap for those of us who are still learning the nuances of continuous snappage. Of course, Air Crow @ IB probably won't EVER get too much foliage...LOL!

Snapping flyers is "frontier-style" fun... :~)

AmericanAgainst said...

Calico Ghost Town should put in some flyers. They'd NEVER have to worry about harming any trees.

AA

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Being a good Capitalist, I think it benifits as many parks that can add them to have Flying Scooters.

Of course we have the Commie community of ARN&R fighting against us.

We will will, We are winning. While we've lost a couple Bisch Rocco Skooters in the past few years. Larson has been replacing them almost four to one.

Chuck

Anonymous said...

The sad thing about Calico Ghost Town is, they blow their entire ride budget on Halloween inflatables, year in and year out.

Cunundrum

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Thats it! Your on the list!

He's acting kinda Commie lately!

Funky

Anonymous said...

Conundrum,

That isn't exactly true. They have several pay phones which are reaping a strong harvest of cash for future projects. Just wait, you'll see. Calico has a future in the return of the 2nd Golden Age.

AA

Anonymous said...

Funky;
While I could easily be considered a leftist by most conservatives... A commie I'm not.
Besides, it sounds like fun to be on "THE LIST" with this Gator person.

I failed to remember the vast pay phone revenue AA, and if they follow through with DVD rentals at the Campground,Cabins and Bunkhouses with anticipated income of as much as Seventeen dollars a day!! Who knows we my get to ride a scrambler by 2020?

Cunundrum

Anonymous said...

^ Thanks cunundrum...it's true, being on any *list* that I'm on makes it more fun for everyone... :~)

I'm a leftist, AND a lefty...best of both worlds!

Funny thing though, I'm called "liberal, left-of-center", etc., but fiscally I know *I* would balance the federal budget. So whos' conservative NOW...LOL!

Anonymous said...

This site is dying. Dying, I tell you. You're still on the ECC thing and Arn&r has moved on. They've moved way on. They've moved all over you. They've left you in the dust. You're dust.

hklr

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

Thats just ARN&R gasping their last breaths.

The truelly are pathetic

Funky