Friday, June 24, 2005

Funpark President Intensifies His Indictment Against ARNR

Funky (our field reporter) located this intensified indictment against ARNR as posted by JL57, President and Owner of The State Showcase Funpark. Our readers will note that he also directly commends AAARNR in its efforts against ARNR, and exhorts all readers not to waste time "reading an online magazine of such ill repute." Our sentiments exactly.

Tina, if you're reading this: Stop it. Stop it NOW. What more reason could you possibly need? STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

AA

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. What's the State Showcase Funpark? I never heard of that.

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

State Showcase is a park opening in 2009.

Once again the industry stands up against ARN&R in the fight for truth, honesty and the American Way.

Ill repute, I liked that Jack M :)

Chuck

Anonymous said...

Sorry, you guys will have to hold me down, strap me down, subdue me, drug me, hit me in the head with a whack-a-mole mallot......

I can't do it voluntarily. I NEED MY ARN&R!

Katie said...

"straps Tina down to a table" gets out the big needle. Now are you gonna type that name into your browser again? I think NOT!

Katie

Anonymous said...

No! no! Not the serum!!!!! You guys are anti-ARN&R zealots! You guys are mad! Mad I tell ya!

Ok! Ok! I promise I will try!

<------sweats bullets

Katie said...

Don't make me get it out again, you will regret visiting that site! I am telling you I know your weakness and I will help you even if I have to use them against you.
To win over the fight of evil.

Katie

Anonymous said...

Any site that would make fun of "Cirque" enthusiasts ticks me off royally...

wait...

um... you didn't hear me say that.

(help?)
-rev

Funky_Cold_Medina said...

your not allowed to get ticked?

Anonymous said...

Oh, I guess you didn't realize that in order to know about what I just said... I... well...

Just forget it. I didn't. I didn't
I didn't I didn't.

-rev