Theme Park Review Promoting Child Abuse Once Again

I hate to encourage anyone to visit TPR, but you must see the horrid video containing proof of blatant child abuse that this reporter has ever witnessed. In addition the video contains several instances of profanity as well as grotesque amounts of subtle sexual imagery (like we don't get the "tower" reference). Be sure to check out the video around 1:27 in for the child abuse.

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=557441

Theme Park Review Needs Your Help!!!!

The horrible website is looking to revamp their boring front page and is asking for suggestions from readers. I recommend that everyone write and suggest they just close up shop. Nobody likes them anyway! Give it up TPR! Your run at the top is over . . . and ours is just beginning.

In the words of Arnold, "I'm baaack!"

For the past 6 months, my computer has been unable to post here on the Boycott blog. Every other website worked fine, but this one would not. When the problem was finally solved, it turned out to be due to a "strange, unknown virus". Any thoughts as to who might've sent that my way? I'm sorry Robb Alvey, but you cannot keep us down! We're back and the most maddestest we've ever been!!!!

TPR VISITED STRICKERS GROVE IN AUG! Now we know they really are GEEKS!

What kinda club would visit a tiny amusement park with two coasters. Rent two busses and take up a half hour of line space?
TPR

These guys and gals were total Geeks, Everyone had a camera! Some even shot video!

Strickers Grove is a family park and while they tollerated the filth strolling their corridors, Im sure they weren't happy about it!

US NORMAL PEOPLE at AAARN&R&TPR sure didn't like them taking up flyer tubs either!

DIE TPR! ACE RULES and you are FOOLS!
Funky

There's No Way I'm Back.

At least that's what you're all thinking. You're all thinking; "There's no way he's back." Well, I am back.

After some ARNR higher-ups appointed thugs to lock me in a trunk and throw me in a lake - well... I'm back. You have to work much harder than that to keep me down. Way harder than that. Yeah... much harder. Still harder. Ok... that's close, but you're still not working hard enough.

AA

RIPPER JOINS THE GROUP

I would like everyone to extend a warm welcome to Ripper. Ripper is best known for writing all sorts of horrible things about us over at ARNR's forum. However, he has changed his ways and is now a full fledged member of the boycott. Welcome aboard pal!

THEME PARK REVIEW RIPS OFF COASTER TOOLS

Well, it was only a matter of time before the good people at Coaster Tools (although to be honest I'm a little leery of them) grew too big. Now, their idea for coaster related comics has been stolen by none other than Theme Park Review. These comics about "Little Robby Rob" are obvious rip offs of the much better quality Coaster Tools comics. Hey TPR! Here's an idea, how 'bout you quit stealing crap from other people and come up with something of your own? If I may borrow liberally from the great Dave Dameshek, "Some people may call you guys cool. I've got another name for you. JERKS!"

WHAT DO THESE GUYS KNOW ABOUT IT?

Coaster Tools seems to think they know a lot about making out on Ferris Wheels. I don't think it's true though.

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?

So I noticed that there isn't much going on. You guys didn't all fall to the dark side did you? Don't do it!!! You might think ARNR is funny now, but just wait. Come back you guys. I miss you. :(

THEME PARK REVIEW TURNED INTO SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY SITE!!!

We knew they were trouble, but recent developments at arch-nemesis, Theme Park Review reveals that it is worse than we thought. The site, which was already full of unbelievable filth, has been turned into a soft core pornographic site. We at AAARNR&TPR cannot approve of the blatant pornography seen in many of the pictures. Everything from towel riding and nipple biting to cross dressing, alcoholism, and bestiality is clearly show in the calendar. There are children by the thousands surfing the Internet right now!!! What if one of them should accidentally come across this site? It could start them on a slow downward spiral that could ultimately lead to a life of drug abuse and depravity. These children's parents are very busy and do not have time to supervise their children's' Internet activities. It is up to us as responsible website owners to take care of these children, not the parents!! We strongly urge all of our members NOT to order the TPR calendar and not to visit the site. We will however make exceptions for the following months: July, October, May, July (again?), and especially September. Thank you for your support.

New Member Joins The Boycott

We at AAARNR,TPR,&ASO&CACT are pleased to welcome a super new member to the boycott: Super Steve. Steve is a great guy whose website, www.superstevessupersite.com, offers great information about Midwest amusement parks. On Steve's Super Site you can find pictures of several of the Midwest parks, all the latest amusement park news and info, and finally a great area called "Steveisms" that are rants about various topics Steve holds close to his heart. If you want some info about Midwest parks, or just want to help support the newest member of the Boycott, check out Super Steve's Super Site today.

Sadly, it is only a matter of time before ARNR finds out about Steve's site and makes fun of it. When that happens, we will be here to support Steve and welcome him back into the open arms of the Boycott.

Welcome aboard buddy.

One Down, One To Go

The original purpose of the Boycott was to shut down the tabloid known as Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors. Today I am proud to announce that we have achieved that goal! The website has not been updated in almost two weeks, no one is posting anything to their comments section, and their crappy message boards have been dead ever since that coward Ripper realized he was no match for me intellectually. I would personally like to thank everyone for their support of the Boycott and congratulate you all on accomplishing our primary objective. Now if we can just take care of Theme Park Review, our job will be complete.

Thank you again,

Aaron

ARNR Expands Their Empire Of Evil

In a move to attract more attention to themselves (Who am I kidding? Any attention to themselves would be nice.), ARNR has expanded their reaches into "taking care" of animals while people are on vacation or at work. No one is sure what the group means by "taking care", but you can probably guess. I guess when no one visits your website, you need to expand somehow. We at AAARNR&TPR would like to wish the group success in their new venture. (It can't be any worse than their current crap!)

Interview with Former ARNR chief

I don't want to clog up the main page with the interview, so click on the comments for this article to read a very insightful interview with former ARNR head JCK.

Aaron

The Theme Park Review Boycott is on again, STRONGER THAN EVER!

OK, I'd thought about giving them some leeway in lew of the recent addition.
But see, they're bashing a coaster already so the "BOYCOTT IS ON AGAIN!"

Shame on you TPR! We should have known better than to give you one minute of momentum.

SO WHAT IF IT'S SOB? You're not even giving it a chance.
BTW, we also blame you for the death of Psyclone!

SHAME!
SHAME!
SHAME!

Funky

Huh?

Uh, maybe it's just me, but I don't get it.

www.coastertools.com

More Proof of Theme Park Review NWO link

Two more pictures have recently surfaced providing astounding evidence that Robb and Elissa Alvey are not only members of the New World Order, but also reptilians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reptilian_Agenda). This evil alien race is set to take over the world, and these 2 appear to be in the forefront of that movement. If any more proof is needed, I don't know what it would be. Theme Park Review is run by Reptilians!

Recent Poll reveals "No One Cares About ARNR!"

A recent poll was conducted to determine the relevance of Absolutely unReliable Lies & Mistruths (or ARNR as we call them). The results were no surprise to those of us at AAARNR&TPR. Of the 5,000 people surveyed, here are the most common responses:

4,996 people responded, "What in the heck is ARNR?"
3 people replied, "I hate those jerks! They made fun of me and my friends."
1 person responded with a weird look on his face, asking, "I thought that piece of crap site shut down years ago."

Overall, the results are conclusive, nobody cares about ARNR! Very few people have even heard of the site, and those who have think it's stupid. ARNR are losers!

ARNR Founder Joins the Boycott

I don't know how I didn't notice this until now, but it appears that former ARNR writer JCK has joined in with the Boycott. In a recent blog post, he apologizes for his part in the evil or ARNR and vows to help the Boycott out anyway he can. Go here and go down to the 14th reply:

https://www2.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13645134&postID=7469901047121850106&isPopup=true

Welcome aboard JCK! We're glad that you've seen the light!

EVIDENCE ROLLS IN ABOUT THE DEATH OF ARNR

Not that we really needed anymore evidence after that amazing Cedar Point post a few days ago, but here are the nails in the coffin of ARNR anyway:

http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/forums/cgi/forum1.cgi?read=177640
http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33306
http://www.screamscape.com/html/geauga_lake.htm - Make note of the "All American Cornhole Toss"
http://www.rideworld.com/boards/index.php?showtopic=1633&pid=12591&st=0&#entry12591
http://www.pointbuzz.com/maverickconstruction.htm
http://coasterbuzz.com/forum.aspx?mode=thread&TopicID=46567

I think those pretty much settle it.