This will be brief, boys, and yet the most terrifying of all your visits. If you keep going in your current direction, the future of Christmas at ALL parks will be like this.
There's still time.
GOARNRCF
ARN&R Reduced to a tweet or two. Alvey rides New Texas Giant with one remaining friend. Our Mission continues till they give up!
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Friday, December 23, 2005
We interupt the Christmas Ghost to bring you this important ARN&R find!
Thats right. On the eve of Christmas Eve we have discovered secret footage of JCK being sexy at his computer
Folks, I gotta ask you, How can he call us GEEKS?
JCK unmasked! only on this link
Now back to the ghost of ARN&R Christmas future
Funky
Folks, I gotta ask you, How can he call us GEEKS?
JCK unmasked! only on this link
Now back to the ghost of ARN&R Christmas future
Funky
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Carrie Fisher: The Ghost of ARNR Christmas Present
OK UP UP UP boys.
Christmas PRESENT time, and NO cracks about why I don't get a lot of ROLES these days.
I still have my Princess Leia fame and that's more than YOU'LL EVER have.
I must say, JCK is lookin' pre-tt-y good in the silk PJ's. The REST of you look like SCRUFFY
NERF-herders so PUT SOMETHING ELSE on.
Alright. Christmas present. The first thing I'm going to make you do is
(bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop)
listen to your OWN PODCAST. You should be ashamed of yourselves, being so deeply entrenched in the dark side like that. Don't you realize that there are good people everywhere
celebrating Christmas differently? Aside from all your coaster buddies hanging coaster park related items on their trees, there are all kinds of people on the right side of the force who are...
(bloop bloop bloop bloop)
having STAR WARS Christmas celebrations, and enjoying reruns of the wonderful STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Still others are (no, you can't look the other way, you HAVE to see this)
(bloop bloop bloop bloop)
...OTHERS are sitting around their STAR TREK TREES and singing STAR TREK CAROLS.
I bet you're feeling bad. Really bad. If you nerfherders think you're in pain now, brace yourself for light-speed ahead in painful torment. What you're about to experience is something that will
have you on your knees. You might NEVER recover from...
(bloop bloop bloop bloop)
THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM. That's right. JUST scroll down to the half-dressed
"ooo la la this aint no Jabba YOUNG BON JOVI" picture and experience CHRISTMAS in the STARS (and as Yoda says: Listen to it you will)
Had enough? It's not over. At URC a young Raptor Timmy isn't posting anything THIS Christmas. He wanted to go to Holiday World 4 or 5 Christmas-es ago and may NEVER get to.
It's your fault. It's also your fault that the Nevada coaster in TINY PRIMM get's such a bad rap. If you don't change your ways, both Rator Timmy and Tiny Primm could go away - forever.
(experience more remorse, pain, blood)
Ok, go to bed before the SUNS come up.
-GOARNRCP Princess Leia
Christmas PRESENT time, and NO cracks about why I don't get a lot of ROLES these days.
I still have my Princess Leia fame and that's more than YOU'LL EVER have.
I must say, JCK is lookin' pre-tt-y good in the silk PJ's. The REST of you look like SCRUFFY
NERF-herders so PUT SOMETHING ELSE on.
Alright. Christmas present. The first thing I'm going to make you do is
(bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop)
listen to your OWN PODCAST. You should be ashamed of yourselves, being so deeply entrenched in the dark side like that. Don't you realize that there are good people everywhere
celebrating Christmas differently? Aside from all your coaster buddies hanging coaster park related items on their trees, there are all kinds of people on the right side of the force who are...
(bloop bloop bloop bloop)
having STAR WARS Christmas celebrations, and enjoying reruns of the wonderful STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Still others are (no, you can't look the other way, you HAVE to see this)
(bloop bloop bloop bloop)
...OTHERS are sitting around their STAR TREK TREES and singing STAR TREK CAROLS.
I bet you're feeling bad. Really bad. If you nerfherders think you're in pain now, brace yourself for light-speed ahead in painful torment. What you're about to experience is something that will
have you on your knees. You might NEVER recover from...
(bloop bloop bloop bloop)
THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM. That's right. JUST scroll down to the half-dressed
"ooo la la this aint no Jabba YOUNG BON JOVI" picture and experience CHRISTMAS in the STARS (and as Yoda says: Listen to it you will)
Had enough? It's not over. At URC a young Raptor Timmy isn't posting anything THIS Christmas. He wanted to go to Holiday World 4 or 5 Christmas-es ago and may NEVER get to.
It's your fault. It's also your fault that the Nevada coaster in TINY PRIMM get's such a bad rap. If you don't change your ways, both Rator Timmy and Tiny Primm could go away - forever.
(experience more remorse, pain, blood)
Ok, go to bed before the SUNS come up.
-GOARNRCP Princess Leia
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Message from Jacob Marley for ARNR
There's still time for you. Save yourself from this fate.
You will be visited by 3 ghosts.
Jacob Marley
You will be visited by 3 ghosts.
Jacob Marley
Monday, December 19, 2005
The Site that Stole Christmas
I can't believe the influence of those "ones" has spread this far. Just trying to have a decent Christmas wish list prompts mockery and derision. ARNR HAS to be behind this.
AA
AA
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Sources say, ARN&R uses this service to avoid libel charges
We found out how they lie and get away with it
That's right, they actually Pay for Alibies and, therefore, can't be held libel for anything they say about anyone as long as they have someone lying for them
We tried to tell you before that they lie through their teeth. Now we have proof that it's much deeper than that.
Funky
That's right, they actually Pay for Alibies and, therefore, can't be held libel for anything they say about anyone as long as they have someone lying for them
We tried to tell you before that they lie through their teeth. Now we have proof that it's much deeper than that.
Funky
Monday, December 12, 2005
ARNR is a Freemdoom
ARNR is a Freemdoom. AAARNR is NOT a Freemdoom. We're the happy people of Krone Ishta.
Please help us overcome their oppression.
By the way, I haven't posted my picture up until now - but what the hey? This is me and some of my collection details if anyone is interested. It isn't finished yet, so please be patient. Most of my favorite albums and movies aren't posted yet. I'm saving them for last. Up until now I only had a mind to catalogue my coaster/park memorabilia. Have a great day, everyone.
AA
Please help us overcome their oppression.
By the way, I haven't posted my picture up until now - but what the hey? This is me and some of my collection details if anyone is interested. It isn't finished yet, so please be patient. Most of my favorite albums and movies aren't posted yet. I'm saving them for last. Up until now I only had a mind to catalogue my coaster/park memorabilia. Have a great day, everyone.
AA
Saturday, December 10, 2005
ARN&R picking 14yr olds on Thrill Network. Funny part is, All they can come up with is reruns
ARN&R once again has launched attacks at innocent public at large. This time Thrill Network posters.
They go on to provide links to other stories they've done in the past.
Strangely, About four of the past six articles they've posted have been reflections or reruns of stuff they've already done.
We here at AAARN&R think their contract hasn't been renewed and they are mearly trudging along till they go under.
This is proof that AAARN&R is working!
You'll never see a repeat here!
AAARN&R, Only the strong survive!
Funky
They go on to provide links to other stories they've done in the past.
Strangely, About four of the past six articles they've posted have been reflections or reruns of stuff they've already done.
We here at AAARN&R think their contract hasn't been renewed and they are mearly trudging along till they go under.
This is proof that AAARN&R is working!
You'll never see a repeat here!
AAARN&R, Only the strong survive!
Funky
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Help! My brain is fried from ARN&R Podcast!
I was accidently given a link to the new Arnr Podcast
and Im feeling kinda dizzy and confused. It's difficult to consentrate and Im having problems spelling.
Whatever you do, Don't listen to it. Fight the urge to listen to it!
You wiapkup oweraakp woaskpaipkear,ip iinarala;erap Therapy!
Slap!
Slap!
Katie, HEWLP!
It could happen to you! Don't listen to it!
Funky, who thinks JCK sounds sexy!
Slap!
Slap!
Thud.
and Im feeling kinda dizzy and confused. It's difficult to consentrate and Im having problems spelling.
Whatever you do, Don't listen to it. Fight the urge to listen to it!
You wiapkup oweraakp woaskpaipkear,ip iinarala;erap Therapy!
Slap!
Slap!
Katie, HEWLP!
It could happen to you! Don't listen to it!
Funky, who thinks JCK sounds sexy!
Slap!
Slap!
Thud.
Monday, November 28, 2005
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Are you thankful for AAARN&R?
Without the determination of this group and its founder, I'm sure the world would be a much worse place with ARN&R free to roam the planet uncontested.
People have been helped and cured by AAARN&R, its members and serum. Or friend Boils is back on the scene and all is well except for the state of WEST VIRGINIA (WV for arnr to understand).
No wonder Tina is having relapses living there. ARN&R has decimated that place and continues to fully fund and support the cheap, sleazy dives that exist there.
Im thankful that we have AAARN&R to fight this scurge on our planet.
We should have WV cleaned up in the next decade or so.
Funk
People have been helped and cured by AAARN&R, its members and serum. Or friend Boils is back on the scene and all is well except for the state of WEST VIRGINIA (WV for arnr to understand).
No wonder Tina is having relapses living there. ARN&R has decimated that place and continues to fully fund and support the cheap, sleazy dives that exist there.
Im thankful that we have AAARN&R to fight this scurge on our planet.
We should have WV cleaned up in the next decade or so.
Funk
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Funky turns 40!
Our own reporter with the "Funk" has turned 40 earlier then expected. Reading ARNR has made him age faster then not reading ARNR. Is that not enough proof for you none believers?
Happy Birthday Funky! Kiss to da Man!
Katie
Happy Birthday Funky! Kiss to da Man!
Katie
Monday, November 07, 2005
AAARNR Recommends: "Revenge of the Sith" DVD Release
As a part of a new ongoing series of articles here at AAARNR, we're going to present some recommendations we're certain our readers will appreciate. We're doing this also as a kind of "statement" to show that we can write articles that have nothing to do with... "them." In fact, you'll notice that this article won't even mention... "them." They, of course, will have no interest in the information in these articles, but we don't care what "they" think. Here goes:
AAARNR highly recommends new the release: "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith." With six-never-before seen deleted scenes including introductions by the genious himself (the honorable Mr. Lucas) this DVD is not to be missed for all S.W. buffs (like us). Without spoiling too much, I have to say this: Yoda goes to Dagoba - watch it happen now! Along with lots of excellent trailers and theatrical teasers, there is also a full-length documentary entitled "Within a Minute" giving an in-depth look into the filmaking process of the myriad of people it took to create just one sixty second scene. There is also a cool music video called "A Hero Falls" featuring a John Williams track.
In all, you will NOT be disappointed. It's safe to say that this is our official AAARNR #1 DVD release recommendation for the year 2005 (for more info on this you can go to one of our favorite sites: http://www.supershadow.com/. Being that we're a family site, we recommend not clicking on the sidebar link to the Princess Leia Gold Bikini Pictures).
Happy Viewing
AA
AAARNR highly recommends new the release: "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith." With six-never-before seen deleted scenes including introductions by the genious himself (the honorable Mr. Lucas) this DVD is not to be missed for all S.W. buffs (like us). Without spoiling too much, I have to say this: Yoda goes to Dagoba - watch it happen now! Along with lots of excellent trailers and theatrical teasers, there is also a full-length documentary entitled "Within a Minute" giving an in-depth look into the filmaking process of the myriad of people it took to create just one sixty second scene. There is also a cool music video called "A Hero Falls" featuring a John Williams track.
In all, you will NOT be disappointed. It's safe to say that this is our official AAARNR #1 DVD release recommendation for the year 2005 (for more info on this you can go to one of our favorite sites: http://www.supershadow.com/. Being that we're a family site, we recommend not clicking on the sidebar link to the Princess Leia Gold Bikini Pictures).
Happy Viewing
AA
Saturday, November 05, 2005
In Memory of Movieland Wax Museum: 1962 - 2005
Yet another casualty (on the long list of them) has gone seemingly unnoticed. Movieland Wax Museum closed its doors on October 31st. Our friend "the Reverend" tells me he attended a High School event with his (future) wife there back in the 80's (back when local cover bands were playing Duran Duran etc - because it was the hottest thing). Closing also is... believe it or not... Ripley's Believe it or Not. Granted, probably most of us haven't been there in a little while... but we would've... if we thought we could go without becoming targets of derision because of it (they, of course, had a wax replication of the Starship Enterprise and its cast - which some of us will make bids on).
How people can't see the connection with ARNR and their types to all this is beyond me. They mock all the things we like including: True Liberty (Libertyland closes); Coasters (Astroworld Closes); Family fun, Star Trek, and Duran Duran (Movieland Wax Museum closes); Real, documented, stories and facts (Ripley's Believe it or Not closes).
Buena Park will never be the same and neither will we. If ARNR isn't stopped we could potentially see Wax Museums closing everywhere.
AA
How people can't see the connection with ARNR and their types to all this is beyond me. They mock all the things we like including: True Liberty (Libertyland closes); Coasters (Astroworld Closes); Family fun, Star Trek, and Duran Duran (Movieland Wax Museum closes); Real, documented, stories and facts (Ripley's Believe it or Not closes).
Buena Park will never be the same and neither will we. If ARNR isn't stopped we could potentially see Wax Museums closing everywhere.
AA
Friday, November 04, 2005
We Ain't No Like ARNR
We ain't no like ARNR even with or without a Ivy leegue edgucation. You no we hate'm.
AA
AA
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
AAARnR Salutes Rosa Parks!
Our own Funky reports from the field:
With the recent passing of the Mother of All who refuse to be conformists (Rosa Parks) AAARN&R acknowledges her as the leader and founder of our movement against the evil ARN&R.
Rosa was the only person other than GOD, some twenty five hundred years ago (When God said "let my people go!"), to say: "We're not gonna take it anymore!" She stood her ground, said "I'm free and freedom means I sit where I want to!"
Thus lies the roots of AAARN&R. We rufuse to take the abuses dished out by them and support and defend all who come under attack by this nasty and deceitful group of Internet Bandits.
AAAR&R, like Rosa, says: We will not go gently into the night, we will not give up, without a fight. Stand up with all your might, and end ARN&R's evil blight.
AAARN&R Salutes Rosa Parks.
RIP Rosa 2005
With the recent passing of the Mother of All who refuse to be conformists (Rosa Parks) AAARN&R acknowledges her as the leader and founder of our movement against the evil ARN&R.
Rosa was the only person other than GOD, some twenty five hundred years ago (When God said "let my people go!"), to say: "We're not gonna take it anymore!" She stood her ground, said "I'm free and freedom means I sit where I want to!"
Thus lies the roots of AAARN&R. We rufuse to take the abuses dished out by them and support and defend all who come under attack by this nasty and deceitful group of Internet Bandits.
AAAR&R, like Rosa, says: We will not go gently into the night, we will not give up, without a fight. Stand up with all your might, and end ARN&R's evil blight.
AAARN&R Salutes Rosa Parks.
RIP Rosa 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
In Memory of Astroworld: 1968 - 2005
Here's something you won't find on ARNR. A tribute "bite" for a park that's soon to be gone - forever: The Thrill is Gone
Feel free to post any of your own memories / comments about this.
AA
(Yes, of course, in some ways we blame ARNR)
Feel free to post any of your own memories / comments about this.
AA
(Yes, of course, in some ways we blame ARNR)
Saturday, October 22, 2005
ARNR Rips Holiday World and Earns New Acronym
I just CAN'T believe it. After EVERYTHING Holiday World has done to provide us with a QUALITY park for our families, ARNR has to twist their blog into some kind've Satanic sickness! Are there NO boundaries? Is there NO END to them being:
Absolutely
Revolting
N
Reviling
(?)
Since Holiday World (and all the good people like Paula etc) work so hard to provide us with our (arguably) MOST beloved park, for the LIFE of me... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD and DECENT!!!.. I don't know HOW enthusiasts can stay on good terms with ARNR. People PLEASE explain your position - if you even HAVE one.
AA
Absolutely
Revolting
N
Reviling
(?)
Since Holiday World (and all the good people like Paula etc) work so hard to provide us with our (arguably) MOST beloved park, for the LIFE of me... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD and DECENT!!!.. I don't know HOW enthusiasts can stay on good terms with ARNR. People PLEASE explain your position - if you even HAVE one.
AA
Thursday, October 20, 2005
AAArn&r is working, check this out!
My source that was reluctant to look at ARNR, saw it today, and there has been no new activity for 4 days. We are winning the war guys! Keep boycotting, and check out a real coaster site www.cnajunkies.com Sign up and make ARNR disappear! You know you can't resist the good!
Katie, locked and loaded with the serum gun.
Katie, locked and loaded with the serum gun.
Sunday, October 16, 2005
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