PICTURES DON'T LIE: Proof of the TPR-NWO connection

We at AAARNR&TPR have the proof we have been looking for connecting the Alveys of TPR with the New World Order. Here is a picture of a recent occultic ceremony at Bohemian Grove (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove):

I don't know about you, but that guy in the middle with the arrow pointing at him looks an awful lot like Robb Alvey to me. We rest our case.

OK: NOW WE'RE MAD

As if we thought we'd seen it all. As if we thought the derision and spittle on our faces couldn't get worse, we discover THIS. Whoever is responsible for THIS...
will die.

AA

LOCAL POLICE PUT OUT A.P.B.

I know sometimes we have a lot of fun on here, but this is serious business. I'll just copy and paste the article directly from the AP:

Police across the country are on the lookout for a mentally ill female. The suspect known simply as "Meg" has been reported for stalking various members of the rollercoaster enthusiast community. The suspect's motivation seems to be a demented love for the victim of the crime, who has requested to remain unnamed. Several photos were sent to the victim depicting the suspect in various states of undress. A strange car was also seen outside the victim's house several times during the past week.

Police report a similar incident several months ago involving "Trekkies" or Star Trek fans and a stalker named "Megan". If you have any information about this horrible crime, please contact your local police department or call the FBI.

So there it is. Pretty scary stuff if you ask me. Everyone just keep your eyes open for this "Meg" person and hopefully they'll catch this person so they can get the help they need.

Aaron

EXTRA EXTRA READ IT HERE FIRST

www.coastertools.com recently released a new comic that was almost (not quite, but almost) funny. The enthusiast community has been taken aback by a recent comic on www.coastertools.com. The comic strip entitled "Free Parking!" was reported to bring forth a chuckle from several readers. We at AAARNR are a little cautious about www.coastertools.com and believe that you too should be, but this one (http://coastertools.com/?cid=11) is worth checking out. Fans of the site www.coastertools.com were not disappointed, however, when the next comic (http://coastertools.com/index.php) immediately went back to the same mediocrity we are used to from www.coastertools.com. So, if you are really, really, really bored, go to www.coastertools.com and check out the comic entitled "Free Parking!". Just be cautious about it while you're there.

Proof ARNR is losing

As long as threads like this still exist, there's no way anyone can convince us ARNR is winning. ARNR HAS to be losing. The Golden Age remains alive and well!

AA

Poster "Justin" paid stooge of ARNR

Our undercover agents are hard at work and have again turned up another breaking story. Seems that this "Justin" fellow who has been posting here is being paid a monthly fee by ARNR to try and disrupt the Boycott! Sorry, fellas, it ain't gonna work. And Justin (if that's your real name), you should be ashamed of yourself you big, fat sellout!

Hijacking the boards

Members, the boycott is about to take the next step. It is a most dangerous step that will involve infiltration into enemy territory. I would like to encourage all members of the boycott to register for ARNR's message boards. After doing so, we will proceed to fill the boards with Boycott material. So much, in fact, that the evil website may have to shut down their boards. No big deal since their boards are dead, dead, dead. No action there at all. So everyone head on over there and win one for the Boycott!

Sources at Screamscape say Elissa's A MAN in drag.

Sources from a reliable website tell us Elissa is actually a man.

This furthers our belief that TPR peple are part of the EVIL ILLUMINATI.

I knew it, I just knew it!

Funky

Theme Park Review part of Luciferian New World Order Agenda

AAARNR sources have confirmed what has been suspected for years: the heads of Theme Park Review, Robb and Ellisa Alvey, are part of a multi-national plan to control the world. The Illuminati (meaning "enlightened ones") have been working underground since before the time of Christ to rule the world. This group consists of several hundred of the most influencial people in the world: politicians, members of royal familes, businessmen, and even heads of hobbyist clubs like Theme Park Review. On a recent TPR trip to Japan, the duo were conspicuously absent from a session of ERT. Inside sources confirm that the two were at a top secret meeting instead. Also in attendance at the meeting were Vice President Dick Cheney, J.K. Rowling of Harry Potter fame, and billionaire Ted Turner. Details of the meeting are obviously not available but rumor has it that the removal of Six Flags Theme Parks was part of the agenda. Shortly afterwards, Six Flags sold off a bunch of parks. Beware of getting too close to these two Illuminati members. The NWO has a goal of lowering the Earth's population to under half a billion people (that's 95% of the people alive dead). Remember this next time you give money to TPR.

ARNR LOSING THE WAR

According to rcdb.com (one of the best sites on the web), there will be 72 new coasters opening in 2007. Sure, they may have shut down a couple of rides here and there, but 72 NEW COASTERS! Woohoo! Take that ARNR!

In related news, Theme Park Review has already planned a trip to ride all 72 new coasters. The trip will cost $6.3 million and is only available to the first 20 people. It will include ERT and stuff. You can even get a mediocre DVD of the trip included in the cost. The first 10 people to sign up even get an autographed picture of Robb and Elissa. Hurry! Spots are filling up quick. Don't delay. Act now!

AAARNR Votes and the results are in:

Meg is a hottie!!!!!

Ignore the Article Below

Ignore the article below. We've changed our minds
AA

We're with Alvey

If Alvey hates it, we hate it. Period.
We TOLD you so.

Hate it.

Hate it now.

AA

WE WILL SLAY THAT ARNR WHALE! (WE SWEAR IT!)

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"

Well, I don't know about the spit part but if it comes down too that!

Funky

I'm Back (With A Vengeance)

First of all, I apologize to everyone for my absence in recent days. I was sent on a top secret undercover operation that required my full attention. I am, however, back and ready to fight. I bring with me a great new group of people who have agreed to join us in our fight against ARNR. They are the trebuchet enthusiasts of the world. Like coaster enthusiasts, this group have been repeatedly belittled for their love of medieval siege weaponry. I'm sure if ARNR found out about these people, they would be their next target of attack. Through websites like www.thehurl.org or www.trebuchet.com , this group keeps alive their love for weapons of ancient days. I am proud to have formed this partnership with such a great group of guys and gals. I have also been drawn into their love as you can see at my site http://ufotreb.tripod.com/mainpage.htm . Let's all welcome the trebuchet enthusiasts into the fold and keep the fight going.

Aaron

ARNR Might Be Behind New Anti-Coaster Cartoon

We're not completely certain, but it's probable ARNR is behind this new form of coaster enthusiast slander. Utilizing the cartoon medium is really low.
We hate them.

AA

Iowa Hates ARNR

This bit of info just in from our friend the Rev:

"Iowa hates ARNR. I can tell. Everything about it is just the opposite of everything we know about ARNR. People are friendly and support their country.
People also listen to cool bands like Styx. I know this will prove to be a cool home base for my continued ARNR hatred efforts."

-The Rev

No JL57 bashing on this thread. You'll regret it!

We at AAARN&R feel anyone planning, imagining or otherwise thinking of building a park, Is a good thing.

DON'T DO IT! You'll be sorry!

Funky

Rev Moving to Iowa

Most of you know by now that our good friend "The Reverend" is going to be moving to the fine state of Iowa. Although we'll miss him here on the west coast,
we feel certain he'll "carry the torch" for us in remaining anti-ARNR. We feel confident his closer proximity to the dreaded "towers" will only weaken them in their efforts at ripping coaster-buffs. We're also certain this new move will make the Rev even more "coasty" than ever - with all those "new to him" rides out there.

So... look out ARNR - Rev's moving in your direction.

AA

We take full credit for Zippin Pippin being saved!

Thats right you commie ARN&R guys who've closed parks with Cyclone's, Screechin Eagles and Hurricane force fives.

WE WON ONE!!

NEENER! NEENER! NEENER!

Funky, breaking out the George Clinton on this news!