ARN&R picking 14yr olds on Thrill Network. Funny part is, All they can come up with is reruns

ARN&R once again has launched attacks at innocent public at large. This time Thrill Network posters.

They go on to provide links to other stories they've done in the past.

Strangely, About four of the past six articles they've posted have been reflections or reruns of stuff they've already done.

We here at AAARN&R think their contract hasn't been renewed and they are mearly trudging along till they go under.

This is proof that AAARN&R is working!

You'll never see a repeat here!

AAARN&R, Only the strong survive!

Funky

Help! My brain is fried from ARN&R Podcast!

I was accidently given a link to the new Arnr Podcast
and Im feeling kinda dizzy and confused. It's difficult to consentrate and Im having problems spelling.

Whatever you do, Don't listen to it. Fight the urge to listen to it!

You wiapkup oweraakp woaskpaipkear,ip iinarala;erap Therapy!

Slap!
Slap!

Katie, HEWLP!

It could happen to you! Don't listen to it!

Funky, who thinks JCK sounds sexy!

Slap!
Slap!

Thud.

Loops Can be Cool

Loops on coasters can be cool. Sometimes I lose my gum, though.

AA

Are you thankful for AAARN&R?

Without the determination of this group and its founder, I'm sure the world would be a much worse place with ARN&R free to roam the planet uncontested.

People have been helped and cured by AAARN&R, its members and serum. Or friend Boils is back on the scene and all is well except for the state of WEST VIRGINIA (WV for arnr to understand).

No wonder Tina is having relapses living there. ARN&R has decimated that place and continues to fully fund and support the cheap, sleazy dives that exist there.

Im thankful that we have AAARN&R to fight this scurge on our planet.

We should have WV cleaned up in the next decade or so.

Funk

Funky turns 40!

Our own reporter with the "Funk" has turned 40 earlier then expected. Reading ARNR has made him age faster then not reading ARNR. Is that not enough proof for you none believers?

Happy Birthday Funky! Kiss to da Man!

Katie

AAARNR Recommends: "Revenge of the Sith" DVD Release

As a part of a new ongoing series of articles here at AAARNR, we're going to present some recommendations we're certain our readers will appreciate. We're doing this also as a kind of "statement" to show that we can write articles that have nothing to do with... "them." In fact, you'll notice that this article won't even mention... "them." They, of course, will have no interest in the information in these articles, but we don't care what "they" think. Here goes:

AAARNR highly recommends new the release: "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith." With six-never-before seen deleted scenes including introductions by the genious himself (the honorable Mr. Lucas) this DVD is not to be missed for all S.W. buffs (like us). Without spoiling too much, I have to say this: Yoda goes to Dagoba - watch it happen now! Along with lots of excellent trailers and theatrical teasers, there is also a full-length documentary entitled "Within a Minute" giving an in-depth look into the filmaking process of the myriad of people it took to create just one sixty second scene. There is also a cool music video called "A Hero Falls" featuring a John Williams track.

In all, you will NOT be disappointed. It's safe to say that this is our official AAARNR #1 DVD release recommendation for the year 2005 (for more info on this you can go to one of our favorite sites: http://www.supershadow.com/. Being that we're a family site, we recommend not clicking on the sidebar link to the Princess Leia Gold Bikini Pictures).

Happy Viewing

AA

In Memory of Movieland Wax Museum: 1962 - 2005

Yet another casualty (on the long list of them) has gone seemingly unnoticed. Movieland Wax Museum closed its doors on October 31st. Our friend "the Reverend" tells me he attended a High School event with his (future) wife there back in the 80's (back when local cover bands were playing Duran Duran etc - because it was the hottest thing). Closing also is... believe it or not... Ripley's Believe it or Not. Granted, probably most of us haven't been there in a little while... but we would've... if we thought we could go without becoming targets of derision because of it (they, of course, had a wax replication of the Starship Enterprise and its cast - which some of us will make bids on).

How people can't see the connection with ARNR and their types to all this is beyond me. They mock all the things we like including: True Liberty (Libertyland closes); Coasters (Astroworld Closes); Family fun, Star Trek, and Duran Duran (Movieland Wax Museum closes); Real, documented, stories and facts (Ripley's Believe it or Not closes).

Buena Park will never be the same and neither will we. If ARNR isn't stopped we could potentially see Wax Museums closing everywhere.

AA

We Ain't No Like ARNR

We ain't no like ARNR even with or without a Ivy leegue edgucation. You no we hate'm.

AA

AAARnR Salutes Rosa Parks!

Our own Funky reports from the field:
With the recent passing of the Mother of All who refuse to be conformists (Rosa Parks) AAARN&R acknowledges her as the leader and founder of our movement against the evil ARN&R.

Rosa was the only person other than GOD, some twenty five hundred years ago (When God said "let my people go!"), to say: "We're not gonna take it anymore!" She stood her ground, said "I'm free and freedom means I sit where I want to!"

Thus lies the roots of AAARN&R. We rufuse to take the abuses dished out by them and support and defend all who come under attack by this nasty and deceitful group of Internet Bandits.

AAAR&R, like Rosa, says: We will not go gently into the night, we will not give up, without a fight. Stand up with all your might, and end ARN&R's evil blight.

AAARN&R Salutes Rosa Parks.
RIP Rosa 2005

In Memory of Astroworld: 1968 - 2005

Here's something you won't find on ARNR. A tribute "bite" for a park that's soon to be gone - forever: The Thrill is Gone

Feel free to post any of your own memories / comments about this.

AA
(Yes, of course, in some ways we blame ARNR)

ARNR Rips Holiday World and Earns New Acronym

I just CAN'T believe it. After EVERYTHING Holiday World has done to provide us with a QUALITY park for our families, ARNR has to twist their blog into some kind've Satanic sickness! Are there NO boundaries? Is there NO END to them being:

Absolutely

Revolting

N

Reviling

(?)

Since Holiday World (and all the good people like Paula etc) work so hard to provide us with our (arguably) MOST beloved park, for the LIFE of me... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD and DECENT!!!.. I don't know HOW enthusiasts can stay on good terms with ARNR. People PLEASE explain your position - if you even HAVE one.

AA

AAArn&r is working, check this out!

My source that was reluctant to look at ARNR, saw it today, and there has been no new activity for 4 days. We are winning the war guys! Keep boycotting, and check out a real coaster site www.cnajunkies.com Sign up and make ARNR disappear! You know you can't resist the good!

Katie, locked and loaded with the serum gun.

Brittany Lynn Likes ARNR

What better reason could you possibly need to stay away from it?

AA

ARNR not making fun of the Bengals?

My source has just confirmed that ARNR isn't making fun of the Bengals. Wow, I think they have lost it. ARNR join us, and learn to be calm, and not bullies. You know you want to.

Katie, the AAARNR doc on call

Go to a Real Coaster Site

We thought it'd be helpful for people to know where they can find a real coaster site. Most people there hate ARNR just like we do. Here's to CnA Junkies.

(We're certain ARNR will being making fun of it soon)

AA

For the Record: We Officially Support All Podcasts

Unlike what we've recently heard about ARNR smacking Thrillnet's podcast, here at AAARNR we're great fans of all podcasts. Being big fans of Clint Novak, we were previously torn over the way he was treated at a particular website. Once again, we plan on tuning in to Clint, Will, and all other coaster-related podcasts... continuously, and if possible... simultaneously.

However, we would appreciate them not making fun of the Alveys.

Why can't we be friends?

AA

Avid's Gone, You Could Be Next

Don't bug Jack, or you're gone.

AA

Japan Trip Returnees Open Forum About ARNR

Although we were certain the Japan trip people wouldn't be too happy about how they were being scoffed by ARNR, we're now realizing that many of them are more angry than what we originally thought. We admit we do a lot of goofing around (w/ esoteric exchanges etc.) here on AAARNR, but we're going to take a bit of a breather and allow any Japan returnees the opportunity to vent their true feelings about ARNR on the comment section of this article. You're welcome to use your real names, though we'd highly recommend not doing that since you'll make yourself subject to further derision.

Hope this proves to be a service to express yourselves.

AA

Funpark Founder Remains Steadfast Against ARNR

Or at least we think that's what's meant by recent post update. At any rate, JL57/JackM50 refuses to waste time waiting for an apology from ARNR. We'd link you to the site but we can't figure out how. It probably has something to do with copying links and opening windows.

AA

Japan Trip Enthusiasts Get Stinkin' Mad and Pull Plug on ARNR

Yep... and it's about time. To all Japan trip enthusiasts: You'll feel welcome here.

We hate'm too

(However, we'd legitimately like to see the Day 14 pictures, if possible)

AA