Saturday, November 05, 2005

In Memory of Movieland Wax Museum: 1962 - 2005

Yet another casualty (on the long list of them) has gone seemingly unnoticed. Movieland Wax Museum closed its doors on October 31st. Our friend "the Reverend" tells me he attended a High School event with his (future) wife there back in the 80's (back when local cover bands were playing Duran Duran etc - because it was the hottest thing). Closing also is... believe it or not... Ripley's Believe it or Not. Granted, probably most of us haven't been there in a little while... but we would've... if we thought we could go without becoming targets of derision because of it (they, of course, had a wax replication of the Starship Enterprise and its cast - which some of us will make bids on).

How people can't see the connection with ARNR and their types to all this is beyond me. They mock all the things we like including: True Liberty (Libertyland closes); Coasters (Astroworld Closes); Family fun, Star Trek, and Duran Duran (Movieland Wax Museum closes); Real, documented, stories and facts (Ripley's Believe it or Not closes).

Buena Park will never be the same and neither will we. If ARNR isn't stopped we could potentially see Wax Museums closing everywhere.

AA

Friday, November 04, 2005

We Ain't No Like ARNR

We ain't no like ARNR even with or without a Ivy leegue edgucation. You no we hate'm.

AA

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

AAARnR Salutes Rosa Parks!

Our own Funky reports from the field:
With the recent passing of the Mother of All who refuse to be conformists (Rosa Parks) AAARN&R acknowledges her as the leader and founder of our movement against the evil ARN&R.

Rosa was the only person other than GOD, some twenty five hundred years ago (When God said "let my people go!"), to say: "We're not gonna take it anymore!" She stood her ground, said "I'm free and freedom means I sit where I want to!"

Thus lies the roots of AAARN&R. We rufuse to take the abuses dished out by them and support and defend all who come under attack by this nasty and deceitful group of Internet Bandits.

AAAR&R, like Rosa, says: We will not go gently into the night, we will not give up, without a fight. Stand up with all your might, and end ARN&R's evil blight.

AAARN&R Salutes Rosa Parks.
RIP Rosa 2005

Monday, October 24, 2005

In Memory of Astroworld: 1968 - 2005

Here's something you won't find on ARNR. A tribute "bite" for a park that's soon to be gone - forever: The Thrill is Gone

Feel free to post any of your own memories / comments about this.

AA
(Yes, of course, in some ways we blame ARNR)

Saturday, October 22, 2005

ARNR Rips Holiday World and Earns New Acronym

I just CAN'T believe it. After EVERYTHING Holiday World has done to provide us with a QUALITY park for our families, ARNR has to twist their blog into some kind've Satanic sickness! Are there NO boundaries? Is there NO END to them being:

Absolutely

Revolting

N

Reviling

(?)

Since Holiday World (and all the good people like Paula etc) work so hard to provide us with our (arguably) MOST beloved park, for the LIFE of me... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD and DECENT!!!.. I don't know HOW enthusiasts can stay on good terms with ARNR. People PLEASE explain your position - if you even HAVE one.

AA

Thursday, October 20, 2005

AAArn&r is working, check this out!

My source that was reluctant to look at ARNR, saw it today, and there has been no new activity for 4 days. We are winning the war guys! Keep boycotting, and check out a real coaster site www.cnajunkies.com Sign up and make ARNR disappear! You know you can't resist the good!

Katie, locked and loaded with the serum gun.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Brittany Lynn Likes ARNR

What better reason could you possibly need to stay away from it?

AA

Friday, October 14, 2005

ARNR not making fun of the Bengals?

My source has just confirmed that ARNR isn't making fun of the Bengals. Wow, I think they have lost it. ARNR join us, and learn to be calm, and not bullies. You know you want to.

Katie, the AAARNR doc on call

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Go to a Real Coaster Site

We thought it'd be helpful for people to know where they can find a real coaster site. Most people there hate ARNR just like we do. Here's to CnA Junkies.

(We're certain ARNR will being making fun of it soon)

AA

Monday, October 10, 2005

For the Record: We Officially Support All Podcasts

Unlike what we've recently heard about ARNR smacking Thrillnet's podcast, here at AAARNR we're great fans of all podcasts. Being big fans of Clint Novak, we were previously torn over the way he was treated at a particular website. Once again, we plan on tuning in to Clint, Will, and all other coaster-related podcasts... continuously, and if possible... simultaneously.

However, we would appreciate them not making fun of the Alveys.

Why can't we be friends?

AA

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Avid's Gone, You Could Be Next

Don't bug Jack, or you're gone.

AA

Monday, October 03, 2005

Japan Trip Returnees Open Forum About ARNR

Although we were certain the Japan trip people wouldn't be too happy about how they were being scoffed by ARNR, we're now realizing that many of them are more angry than what we originally thought. We admit we do a lot of goofing around (w/ esoteric exchanges etc.) here on AAARNR, but we're going to take a bit of a breather and allow any Japan returnees the opportunity to vent their true feelings about ARNR on the comment section of this article. You're welcome to use your real names, though we'd highly recommend not doing that since you'll make yourself subject to further derision.

Hope this proves to be a service to express yourselves.

AA

Funpark Founder Remains Steadfast Against ARNR

Or at least we think that's what's meant by recent post update. At any rate, JL57/JackM50 refuses to waste time waiting for an apology from ARNR. We'd link you to the site but we can't figure out how. It probably has something to do with copying links and opening windows.

AA

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Japan Trip Enthusiasts Get Stinkin' Mad and Pull Plug on ARNR

Yep... and it's about time. To all Japan trip enthusiasts: You'll feel welcome here.

We hate'm too

(However, we'd legitimately like to see the Day 14 pictures, if possible)

AA

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

My First Article

This is my first article and I'm not sure what all to say. AA encouraged me to do this so I did. I just want to say that those ARN&R guys are mean and I'm not going back there anymore. I think the Duran Duran bit is what pushed me over the edge.

Jim

Sunday, September 04, 2005

"ARNR Fan" Gets Banned from AAARNR

After a deep, heart-felt struggle, it's been decided that the one known as "ARNR Fan" is now officially BANNED from this site. It's not in our nature to ban people, since we're typically respectful of people's views and tastes. This individual, however, has just gone too far. Though some presented the argument "keep in mind he's one of the only regular readers you have on the site" - we're sticking to our guns. We'd rather have a site that nobody reads than have a site that HE reads. For those of you who feel he was a contributor here and enjoyed his rantings, we apologize.

We realize that this will change the dynamic of this site considerably. Although we're thankful in some ways for his frank input, the decision has been made (the council has voted) and he's gone, never to return again (ever).

This is probably an appropriate time to explain our reasonings behind the "banning" of this individual. Our sources tell us that he e-mailed a written message to someone. This person (whom he shouldn't have been e-mailing to begin with) opened the unwanted e-mail and discovered a written message. The person discovering the message then forwarded the e-mail to someone else. When that person received it... he read it. It's a shame that all this is going on. Once again, we feel it's in the best interest of this site to permenantly BAN "ARNR fan."

There are some rumors going around that some on this site feel like he SHOULDN'T have been banned. Those rumors need to stop. We know that people have their sentimental favorite contributors, but what must be done must be done. Be certain that the AAARNR administration team has been deliberating about this for quite some time. Besides literally losing sleep over this, several members of the team have become physically ill. Be mindful that our site is read by numerous people within the coaster community industry and that flagrant posters, if allowed to continue in their "ways," can prove detrimental to us ever being able to host any kinds of events at parks.

We're certain if all those reading this knew all the facts about the situation they'd side with the decision that's been made. On my own part, I even made a phone call to a member of my family (my mother) about the decision before "pulling the plug" (so to speak). It's our stated goal that as many people as possible will be able peruse the information found on this site without this ever having to happen again. Somehow, we should all be able to enjoy the company of other like-minded people who hate ARNR without the kind of flagrancies going on that make the experience of coming here less enjoyable. Once again, if this decision has offended anyone, we're sorry, but it just has to be this way.

Since we are in no way are trying to depreciate the fond memories that people have of ARNR fan, we're going to let his existing posts remain on the site. The posts themselves are now forever archived and nothing can change that, like the good times they represent to some. Some will likely read them and say "if they represent good times, why does it have to end this way?" Never mind that, what's done is done. There are principles that have to be maintained in order for this to be the quality site that people know and love. If you have any more questions about this decision, or any other decisions pertaining to AAARNR's website, feel free to email us and, if need be, we can spend hours (or even days) discussing it. Until people are ready to discuss this issue like adults, however, let's be of one mind in getting back to our usual pursuit of bringing down ARNR.

AA
Moderator

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Boycott Halts ARNR's Production for Two Weeks

Rumor has it that ARNR is slowing down significantly as a result of YOUR boycott. Our sources say that for an entire two weeks no articles were posted. Also, we understand they were forced to post a very uncharacteristic "apology."

While this apology is a start... we're now going to be waiting for them to apologize for EVERY OTHER article they've EVER posted... and then, for them to shut completely down.

Until then... keep the boycott alive.

AA

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Expert Says "Boycott Brings Balance"

A noted psychologist (affectionately known by her followers as "Ask Beth") recently stated in a public forum that AAARNR is "bringing balance" to coasterdom. Though ARNR authors are yet to admit it, she states that it's clear the "blog is having an impact" (The ARNR authors could not be reached for comment - if they could, they'd probably be in complete and utter denial, being the slime and stench that they truly are... repugnant, gutter vacuuming, lickers-of-hair-lice-off-used-combs communists).

AA

Monday, August 15, 2005

My Summer and ARNR

Now that my kids are back in school, I thought I'd talk about my summer. Initially, I had plans
(as always) to chain-ride coasters at a fervant pace while dragging my family all over the country in a rented RV (on a maxed-out credit card).

While we were in the planning stages, however, those words, attitudes, and of course "articles" of ARNR kept running through my head. Themes like neglectful (even abusive) dads forcing kids on rides (or leaving them in cars - etc).

So this year, we didn't do all that. This year... we went to the beach.

Some of you know that California's central coast is one of the most beautiful locations in the world. From Shell Beach to Morro Bay to San Simeon... the landscape is awe-inspiring. No wonder Mr. Hearst would settle for no other place to build his historic "castle." Between swimming/board games with the kids, and long sunset walks/talks on the beach holding hands with my wife - this has been a summer that my family will never forget. My wife and kids have expressed that they feel "closer to me than ever before." This summer's activities have spawned adulation such as "every summer should be like this..." and... "you're our dream dad."

In short...

THANKS ARNR.

You've RUINED my LIFE.

AA

Monday, August 01, 2005

Tracking ARNR Members Proves Successful

Fellow Americans, as you know, several members of AAARNR were recently out tracking
(or as we like to say "trekking") those ARNR jerks. Most of you already know that we were able to confiscate some towels as well as some kind of strange t-shirt. We also were able to rummage through some garbage cans outside of their hotel rooms in order to find out any information we deem necessary to help our cause. Aside from some credit card receipts and used dental floss, we thought our efforts were proving futile until we discovered - the car/automobile being used by one of the authors of that sickly site. Upon opening the door of the car an rummaging around we discovered - a CD "collection" (and we use the term loosely). Thumbing through the collection we said to one another; "What kind of truly twisted, disturbed individuals are we REALLY dealing with?" NONE of us had EVER even HEARD of ANY of these "groups" (?) Many will recall that ARNR recently promoted an event using the band Def Leppard as a kind of promotional aid. Well, get this... there was not ONE DEF LEPPARD CD IN THE COLLECTION. NOT EVEN PYROMANIA! While the "Rock of Ages is still rolling" with a one-armed drummer, these liars continue to misrepresent themselves and deceive their readers into thinking they're something they're not. Also NOT to be seen were ANY OTHER KICK-HEINE bands like OZZY, KISS, or even POISION. As far as we're concerned, this RIPS the LID off ANY SEMBLANCE of "IMAGE" those LOSERS have tried to maintain. I don't know how anyone can read this FACTUAL information and still think those twerps are "cool."

More to come. Much more.

AA